Bored God

Someone who is extremely good at a certain game playing it "casually," when in reality they are doing astounding moves or maneuvers.

A Bored God plays Tetris.
I'm getting dumpstered by this guy in online game and he looks like he's about to fall asleep. He must be a Bored God.

by SilentSong September 28, 2019

God dog it

Instead of saying God damn it, or anything similar to that God dog it is a better thing to say

God dog it your getting on my nerves, I dropped my paper God dog it, You woke me from my sleep God dog it

by Kaylee lots April 1, 2023

god banana

Banana... but god

damn I saw that god banana in the store the other day and that ish was looking ripe.

by eek.momsharts January 14, 2017

Rise of God

The first time you suck the glass dick and get that one hit that get you so high off crack you never get that high again on crack. It is the closest you can get to god without taking LSD.

Raekwon's pyrex vision,

"The rise came upon me"

He talking about the Rise of God and how crack keep you fiending for days. It's followed by chasing the rock. As long as you live, you can never get as high off crack as you do that first hit. Yahzeeme?

by The_Tour_Scribe November 11, 2010

soup god

soup god is a president and a god

“oh shit theres soup god”
“nice”

by Leafymtoive April 28, 2021

Goggle Gods

NO. Stop right there. You didn't read that wrong. No, it's not Google Gods; tsk tsk, such an inferior sauce of knowledge. The Goggle Gods are the all knowing, the past, the present, the future. The Goggle Gods can see into your soul and mind. Not even the rabbit goddess herself can match up on the Goggle Gods. Coined by... Sakura Haruno?

"Praise be to the Goggle Gods."

by Gogglist April 13, 2022

wifi god

A man or Woman whom can control the WiFi force along with his Pringles can with one fury cat inside

That man is laggein all over the damm place he must be a WIFI god.

Holy shit Ben was just here and fucking disappeared into the WiFi force and he came out right behind me.

by Fuck me in the ass December 15, 2017