Turnpike Salad

When a man named Slick Rick meets you along the turnpike and offers to engage in erratic and mainly violent homosexual intercourse with you in order to get some spare change to afford a salad.

Yo bro, that man offered me a turnpike salad….I feel like I should help a brother out, plus it’s a win win!

by CharlieWatson10 October 4, 2021

Ceaser Salad

Rolling up some fire ass weed.

Yeah bro I got some ceaser salad rolled up.

by avethegoat June 25, 2022

Salad music

Any type of music that you like, but is not THE closest to your heart

Im an RNB person, but when it comes to different kinds of Salad music, i´d have to go with Soul music.

by Gsnow March 1, 2022

Salad Tossed

Typically a Canadian saying to indicate you have received a new haircut.

Hey Bob, looks like you got your salad tossed! Looks great!

Hey honey, I am just going to get my salad tossed. Do you need anything from the grocery store on the way back?

by Canuckle January 18, 2023

Dank Salad

A groovy name for GOOD weed.

Hey bro you coughin a lot. You smokin that Dank Salad?

by MelonBitch February 5, 2020

valid salad

quality over quantity… logic over emotion

“i’m not gonna hold u.. this is valid salad. that’s word to the white ash at the end of the dutch”

by sretaw, trebor August 27, 2022

Neapolitan Salad

When one ejaculates into a steamy pile of fecal matter after having sexual intercourse with a female during menstruation. The brown shit, red period blood, and white semen represent the three delicious flavors of Neapolitan ice cream.

A Neapolitan Salad is most common when a male stops having sex with his partner, while she is on her period, and then gives her a log jammer (please see definition).

Jim: Hey Sal, what’s that on your face?
Sal’s fuckbuddy: Oh, that just some leftover Neapolitan Salad.

by Mike127 December 26, 2008