He'll do the dishes.
Ladies perspective - "Im stoked, my new boyfriends a total maytag man, he be doin my dishess."
Guys perspective - "easiest thing in the world, throw some dishes in the dishwasher, panties come right off, like grease on the dishes..that is, if your using Palmolive."
Guys perspective - "easiest thing in the world, throw some dishes in the dishwasher, panties come right off, like grease on the dishes..that is, if your using Palmolive."
by Bardels January 11, 2010
For the men: Do not even speak his name or he will rise from the shadow dimension to do his work on your terrified pants.
He is the arch-enemy of trouser confidence, Professor Moriarty in groin form, Darth Vader without the helmet.
He kills a man's erection.
First used in the BBC series "Coupling" in the episode, "The Melty Man Cometh."
He is the arch-enemy of trouser confidence, Professor Moriarty in groin form, Darth Vader without the helmet.
He kills a man's erection.
First used in the BBC series "Coupling" in the episode, "The Melty Man Cometh."
Patrick: I don't need any more theories about the melty m--
Jeff: Or he will come.
Steve: And you won't
Patrick: For god's sake, there's no such thing as the melty man!
Jeff and Steve: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jeff: Or he will come.
Steve: And you won't
Patrick: For god's sake, there's no such thing as the melty man!
Jeff and Steve: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by Mrs. Davenport February 06, 2004
by Bane Rivera March 23, 2004
by kingandhishorse September 28, 2009
Verb:To MAN is to carry out a task in "manly" fashion, be this anything from drinking a small cup of free ice tea or attending a long shift at work after several ecstacy tablets and or large quantities of alcohol, cannibis or ketamine.
"MAN it u dickshit!"-said to a person failing to drink more than 10 pints of lager.//
"Fukin' MAN it down"-said to a person drinking at a slow rate.//
"Lets go to the park and MAN"-said to fellow man when wishing to attend a public park for manly purposes.//
"Lay the MAN down"-To show a fellow person who is the 'boss' whether this be through brutal violence or sexual punishment.//
"MAN her!!! MAN her now!!!"-To embark in barbaric sexual activity without the said females consent.//
"Stop being a 'fanny', just MAN it out!"-Advising a peer to undergo an activity which appears extremely dangerous and/or unfavourable due to unusualy high level of intoxication from the aforementioned substaces.
"Fukin' MAN it down"-said to a person drinking at a slow rate.//
"Lets go to the park and MAN"-said to fellow man when wishing to attend a public park for manly purposes.//
"Lay the MAN down"-To show a fellow person who is the 'boss' whether this be through brutal violence or sexual punishment.//
"MAN her!!! MAN her now!!!"-To embark in barbaric sexual activity without the said females consent.//
"Stop being a 'fanny', just MAN it out!"-Advising a peer to undergo an activity which appears extremely dangerous and/or unfavourable due to unusualy high level of intoxication from the aforementioned substaces.
by TEAM MAN December 08, 2006
Large Fat filled flaps of skin on the chests of star trek, lord of the rings, starwars, etc. watching virgins.
by Cracker1134 October 13, 2003
by H-eather! January 11, 2008