For the men: Do not even speak his name or he will rise from the shadow dimension to do his work on your terrified pants.
He is the arch-enemy of trouser confidence, Professor Moriarty in groin form, Darth Vader without the helmet.
He kills a man's erection.
First used in the BBC series "Coupling" in the episode, "The Melty Man Cometh."
He is the arch-enemy of trouser confidence, Professor Moriarty in groin form, Darth Vader without the helmet.
He kills a man's erection.
First used in the BBC series "Coupling" in the episode, "The Melty Man Cometh."
Patrick: I don't need any more theories about the melty m--
Jeff: Or he will come.
Steve: And you won't
Patrick: For god's sake, there's no such thing as the melty man!
Jeff and Steve: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jeff: Or he will come.
Steve: And you won't
Patrick: For god's sake, there's no such thing as the melty man!
Jeff and Steve: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by Mrs. Davenport February 6, 2004
Get the melty manmug. by Bane Rivera March 23, 2004
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Get the Man Dingomug. Large Fat filled flaps of skin on the chests of star trek, lord of the rings, starwars, etc. watching virgins.
by Cracker1134 October 12, 2003
Get the man boobiesmug. (n) A male who, by age, should be a man, but still acts childish, is oblivious of what acting grown-up is about. An insult to point out ridiculous immaturity. A pathetic example of taking responsibility or manhood.
Man-boy clues: You are over 25, not in school and...
still live with parents (excluding illness or tragedy), still twist your friends nipples on a daily basis, buy toys off ebay for yourself, think "picking up chicks" is all in strategy of a well-delivered pick-up line, use status or lie about what you do to impress women, have a child and are still out partying like you are in high school while trying to pick up much younger girls.
Man-boy clues: You are over 25, not in school and...
still live with parents (excluding illness or tragedy), still twist your friends nipples on a daily basis, buy toys off ebay for yourself, think "picking up chicks" is all in strategy of a well-delivered pick-up line, use status or lie about what you do to impress women, have a child and are still out partying like you are in high school while trying to pick up much younger girls.
That freakin' man boy tried to play off his 'rents as roommates and then he show me his KISS collection. What is he - 32 now?
by hoopyjoob August 28, 2007
Get the man boymug. by H-eather! January 15, 2008
Get the Dan The Manmug. 