North Farnham Parish

A church in the Northern Neck of Virginia, U.S.A. that nobody cares about. A great place to do drugs!

“Wanna go smoke dope at North Farnham Parish?”
‘Fuck no! Ashford nearly died there!’

by proto_charlotte April 4, 2024

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North Korean Root Canal

You kick someone in the shin and when they inevitably bend over to grab their leg you shove your dick in their mouth.

Wendy wouldn't give me a BJ so I surprised that bitch with a North Korean Root Canal.

by Bigblackorthodontist April 6, 2024

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Fred North

Verb.

To be at spiritual one with your helicopter, to be impervious to the laws of physics as pertains to rotorcraft operations.

Prior to autorotation, Steve yelled, “I’m going to Fred North this one baby”.

by Franky007 April 7, 2024

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Mudslide North

Titty fucking while straddling a woman’s face from the north end. Contrary to popular opinion, resting your shaft in the abyss while her nose acts as your butt plug amplifies the sexual experience.

“Dude I can’t believe you hit a mudslide north on that chick last night”

“Mudslide north… cuts out the middle man”

“She wasn’t about it until I Mudslide North’d”

by Tip Sticky April 14, 2024

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North Oklahoma Splashdown

When you dip your balls in a bowl of mushy Cheerios

"Damn dude, my balls are covered in mushy Cheerios."
"Oh shit, did you do the North Oklahoma Splashdown?"
"No."

by SigmaWarkentor April 23, 2024

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North Korea

A place with missiles, nukes, guns and (most importantly) zero human rights.

Hardest place to escape (Alcatraz is easier to escape).

North Korea is such a bad place to live.

I feel so bad to the people with zero human rights in North Korea.

North Korea is the shittiest place to live.

I bet more people have escaped Alcatraz than North Korea.

by Hozedron May 9, 2024

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