Band kid

group of people who are in band, walk with their arms making a upside-down L, think “smol bean” and a large amount of cussing in one sentence is funny

John: “Hey, Look at these band kids”
Band kids: “Falls from 5 feet and FUCKING dies on the FUCKING ground from a STUPID-ASS child molester”
John: Kill yourself
Band kid: “no u :3”

by kurxzo February 4, 2024

Da Band

A really mediocre uncreative generic hip hop group that was forced together through a reality show, but had very little chemistry and very little talent.

It wasn’t entirely the the artists in the groups fault that the music came off so forced, insincere, mediocre, bland, and to a lot of observers “soft” considering Bad Boy itself in my opinion had creative issues and wasn’t putting out anything worth listening to anymore by the time of this show, and the people were forced together and didn’t gel and there styles clashed.

It made for a mess of an album, they broke up, and I don’t think any of them ever had solo success. A total disaster

Some kid from 2004: have you seen that show on mtv da band? Idk if they’re gonna be any good
Other kid: they’re probably gonna suck, there’s literally 0 point in creating this group.

by RonMexico6969 January 9, 2022

D’iberville Marching band

The best band on the coast.
#1 brass and woodwind section

#1 percussions nd front ensemble

#1 color guard

“Alright guys one more time”

Sighs from the entire D’iberville marching band

by Howtospeeel September 4, 2019

Support local bands

A phrase whose origins may have actually been intended at one point to be helpful. However its use today seems to be restrictive and would make one avoid local music scenes. It is entirely possible though that some or many cities uphold a more welcoming aspect when uttering this phrase. Within Ottawa, "Support local music" means either pop punk, emo or "hardcore" music as other genres "aren't marketable." There is also an antagonistic approach even to friends of the band or band member where they are expected to pay over being guest listed even if said person has limited financial means. The support seems to center specifically on money rather than listening to the music itself. One is also expected to do this for any local show, even if the band's genre is not to your preference because it's about them, not you.

Emo band: Support local bands, fam!
Fan: Are there any shows like rock, heavy metal etc?
Emo band: Nah, that's not marketable. Come to our show. $15.

Band: Support local bands!
Fan: I'll come to the show because I'm interested in hearing you guys play. Could I possibly be put on a guest list this time? I don't have a lot to spend and need the money for necessities.
Band: That's not support so fuck off.

by OneWhoWrites September 30, 2018

kram man band

if you found this your desprite get a girl/ boy friend

look it kram man band

by return to monke March 3, 2022

Barrel Band

The metal ring attached to the bottom of a shotgun barrel that holds the barrel onto the magazine tube

I bought an old shotgun, but the barrel band was broken off, so I could not mount it.

by Gunfighter November 29, 2010

Band Dad

Middle aged men (sometimes women a.k.a. Band Mom) that are handy with tools and building. Typically has a child enrolled in marching band, drumline, color guard, drum corps, etc. Typically volunteers to build props, but may take on other tasks such as towing trailers, mixing Gatorade, etc.

Why did you bring your drill to rehearsal?

- I'm going to band dad and help finish the props this weekend.

by ztothex August 21, 2022