Kessler syndrome is what you get when you put so much crap into low earth orbit that one collision between two satellites starts a chain reaction of space junk creation that makes it impossible to keep anything in space without it being destroyed.
by Person1582962 June 17, 2022
Get the Kessler syndrome mug.int. The constant feeling that you need to insert the word "like" into every other word as an interjection into a sentence. Felt to be annoying by most. May have to be institutionalized. If overused, can cause asphyxiation and death.
Jenny: "And, like, he, like, is, like, so, like, totally, like, cute! I, like, really, like, want, like, to, like, go, like, out, like with him!"
Anne: "That's one serious case of Likenson's Syndrome!"
Jenny: "Like, what did you, like, just, like say?!"
Anne: "That's one serious case of Likenson's Syndrome!"
Jenny: "Like, what did you, like, just, like say?!"
by SayWhatTurtle July 23, 2012
Get the Likenson's Syndrome mug.Overactive(typically drug enhanced) verbal diarrea that has zero regard for anyone else on the planet. Can be mistaken for a jigging sesh gremlin but this is a initial form.
Woooooowwww look at them go!(everyone quiet in awe of the Bryer Syndrome) " Bet you five bucks he will jump in that garbage can for attention from anyone/thing on the planet."
by tony'snakesquad June 1, 2020
Get the Bryer Syndrome mug.Yes Sir your honer I was going to show up for the hearing last month for your hearing but my L.T.F.B.S SYNDROME WAS REALLY acting up everytime I tried to come in.
by markantwhite August 23, 2015
Get the l.t.f.b.s syndrome mug.A real thing that happens when people are adopting a dog and if it is big and black it will often be passed over for a lighter dog.
by ghostbb8 January 22, 2021
Get the Dog Syndrome mug.Generally fishy people are born with this syndrome - which (fortunately) has no cure.
A person who has an abnormal addiction to fishes and even goes so far as to paint them on their nails
Are mainly located near harbours, the sea, rural fishy places and even in their aquariums.
You might tease them by calling them 'fish-face'
A person who has an abnormal addiction to fishes and even goes so far as to paint them on their nails
Are mainly located near harbours, the sea, rural fishy places and even in their aquariums.
You might tease them by calling them 'fish-face'
Random person: oh so you eat fish some times?
fishy person: ... hmm yeh at time (like a BAWS). There's even a fish on my fb-cover. I can't help it .. it's all the Mohonian Syndrome causing it.
random person: wow.. fish is beneficial. (mind blowing)
fishy person: ... hmm yeh at time (like a BAWS). There's even a fish on my fb-cover. I can't help it .. it's all the Mohonian Syndrome causing it.
random person: wow.. fish is beneficial. (mind blowing)
by thePEARL.347 March 6, 2012
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“Look here! God you have the labrador syndrome” or
“she saw the flower and forgot what she was doing, she really has the labrador syndrome”
“she saw the flower and forgot what she was doing, she really has the labrador syndrome”
by Cammocarmex September 29, 2020
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