sucks monkey nuts

sucks really really bad

playing cricket sucks monkey nuts

by Geraint April 16, 2004

Suck me daddy

Something horny thirteen year olds say to lead singers in emo bands hoping to get some dick but ending up just making everyone uncomfortable.

Linda- *opens Brendon Uries Intragram*
XD.._emochicklinda:

Suck me daddy ^_^

by Garfieldfetishawareness May 6, 2018

sucking friend dick

sucking up to one in hopes of becoming their friend.

I'm having a party this Friday, everyone has been sucking friend dick hard to get invited.

by mizzzzznewbootay June 4, 2010

Go suck a croissant

A "clean" way of telling someone to go suck a dick

"Mom you really need to go suck a croissant!"

by L/k August 25, 2020

Dick sucking hoebag

A dick sucking hoebag, is a person who sucks a lot of dick while also already being a hoebag.

Example: Kendra: damn Andrea, you already a hoebag, now you sucking dick like no tomorrow. You’re a real dick sucking hoebag.

by Thatgurl_ January 2, 2023

Chuck n' Suck

Refers to the action of performing fellatio on another person, followed up by the vomiting of previous foods onto their genital areas.

Bill: "Yo Adam, did you hear that Michael got a Chuck n' Suck from Genny last night?"
Adam: "Whoa dude, I want a Chuck n' Suck too! It's gotta be a hell of an experience!"

by UrbanRiperino May 25, 2017

Sucking on the hunker dory

A term used by people from 1800s, normally describing a sex move where the woman sucks dick while looking like a wolf.

Rob: "Did you saw that woman? she was doing the sucking on the hunker dory!"
Bob: "Yeah she sucked cock hard than my mom does!"

by NoobingAroundTheUrban June 1, 2023