Element Sock Story

An Element Sock Story serves no purpose and doesn't provide any valuable information to the listener. Usually about one sentence long, it often results in the teller of the story receiving a punch to the head.

An Element Sock Story would be: "Shez has Element socks, and he was like: aw, I have Element socks."

by anus3 December 15, 2009

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foo-foo sock

AKA foo-foo sock. Distiguished by its crinkled stuck-together fabric texture and usually found under the beds of adolescent males, it is the sock

William and Deon use the foo-foo sock. But not at the same time.

by Portland Texas January 08, 2012

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Hobo Sock Hop

A home less persons dance party becase they dont have enough money for shoes. They wear there hole socks get fucked up and try to convince peole ther balls are gum.

Look at those poor hobos haveing there hobo sock hop in the sewer.... lets go pull a j money and give them a old school beat down.

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hobo
poor
homeless
dance
balls
boxes

by brandi girl-perv November 07, 2009

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pink tube sock

The ending result when a dude smashes a girls anal cavity, and when he pulls out, her anas is wrapped around his dick.

I was fucking a girl in the ass and tried to pull out, but all i got was the pink tube sock.

by Joey Mountz August 08, 2006

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Tube Sock Wrestling

The act of two caucasian men wearing nothing but Tube Socks on their penis, and wrestling. Usually until the tube sock falls off.

John: Wanna go Tube Sock wrestling?
Joe: Im already 4 items of clothes ahead of you

Imagine Sumo Wrestling, with skinny white guys, wearing tube socks over their penises.

by Yup... Its that guy August 25, 2011

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