When a shemale fucks you in the ass through a rip in your pants, resembling a walrus' teeth. This is called a Japanese Walrus Sandwich, which is recommended never to try.
OMG! I just saw this porn and the shemale gave him a Japanese Walrus Sandwich!
Sonny: Why is Brandon walking like that?
Myles: Oh, Ryan gave him a Japanese Walrus Sandwich.
Sonny: Why is Brandon walking like that?
Myles: Oh, Ryan gave him a Japanese Walrus Sandwich.
by Sonny the Stuntman December 18, 2008
Get the Japanese Walrus Sandwichmug. Having to sit between two people who's breath smells like they've eaten a dead festering skunk that's been deep fried in camel shit.
I arrived late at training today. The only seat available was between Houghton and Coughlan. I was truly shit breath sandwiched. They nearly melted my face off when they started talking to each other.
by Shittydick March 3, 2015
Get the Shit breath sandwichedmug. a sandwich of pure epicness often seen in dreams and distant memories. This sandwich is said to be able to cure cancer and pictures of this sandwich can be seen on Funnyjunk.com
Phil: OMG i awoke to a flying bacon sandwich prepared by my beautiful girlfriend
Larry: Holy crap seriously!!??
Phil: yea too bad it was only a dream
Larry: bummer...
Larry: Holy crap seriously!!??
Phil: yea too bad it was only a dream
Larry: bummer...
by Johan destroyer of planets May 20, 2010
Get the Flying bacon Sandwichmug. The act of sliding the penis between the butt cheeks repeatedly, in a similar fashion to titty fucking.
by Scott vanD March 4, 2009
Get the Smoked Meat Sandwichmug. This term describes the spreading of a female's legs the morning after an evening of vigorous and non-condom-wielding snoo snoo.
The congealed residual baby batter combined with the love lips being 'peeled apart' is comparable to the opening of a toasted cheese sandwich.
The congealed residual baby batter combined with the love lips being 'peeled apart' is comparable to the opening of a toasted cheese sandwich.
Franz: "We just passed out after an exhausting romp!"
Lucile: "Oh god opening my legs this morning was like peeling apart a freshly toasted gouda pocket, a real toasted cheese sandwich."
Franz: "Don't ever talk to me again."
Lucile: "Oh god opening my legs this morning was like peeling apart a freshly toasted gouda pocket, a real toasted cheese sandwich."
Franz: "Don't ever talk to me again."
by The Third Khaaal May 9, 2011
Get the Toasted Cheese Sandwichmug. A sandwich with so much meat, cheese, and other various fillings that it is literally so big that it looks like one of the towering sandwiches Scooby and Shaggy would always eat on Scooby Doo.
Person 1: Dude so I went to the local deli and I got a Scooby Doo Sandwich for only $5.
Person 2: That totally beats subway.
Person 2: That totally beats subway.
by Rice Menshorts December 15, 2012
Get the Scooby Doo Sandwichmug. An instance in which an individual is between two hyper-intelligent members of the gender he/she is interested in banging. The sandwich of knowledge is a major turn on for the individual, who generally finds super smart hotties irresistable. The sandwich may or may not become sexual.
by cafN8edpenguin March 9, 2010
Get the Sexy Sandwich of Knowledgemug.