During sex a woman deficates into a males hands. They then exchange handshakes whilst reciting the American national anthem
by Mrbig696969 December 28, 2016
Taking a cattleman’s revolver and shoving the barrel into a woman’s ass while you’re fucking her and then scream “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us”
by LordCatbagger June 18, 2022
A Surprise Eject is the act where your genetically male sex partner and you have made an agreement to warn the giver of oral stimulation, before ejaculating. However, then so encumbered by the pleasure, ejecting around the facial area without a warning.
Friend: ''Don't you warn her first before you glaze her face?''
You: ''Sometimes you can't say the word and then PFFRRT''
Friend: ''You Surprise Ejected her?''
You: ''Is that how you call it?!''
You: ''Sometimes you can't say the word and then PFFRRT''
Friend: ''You Surprise Ejected her?''
You: ''Is that how you call it?!''
by GregoryFerdinandMaleMaleFemale September 30, 2017
Took home this gal that defined as a woman last night and got the southern surprise. Went to touch her bean and found her tree trunk.
by Bootyandbeast16 August 03, 2023
by Commie! December 23, 2023
A bowl of cereal of cereal where instead of using milk, you use beer. Typically consumed by Radiohead listeners.
by Incel69 June 20, 2022
by Blakkk October 30, 2020