rick roll

To mislead someone by taking them to the a rick roll video, instead of taking them to the one you were talking about (not related to the rick roll video).

Person 1: Here's a video that shows proof that ghosts are real!
Person 2: Thanks! *clicks on link* GOD STOP RICK ROLLING ME!

by Lala92 June 17, 2007

jelly roll

This is what happens when a woman's bra is too tight for her chest, so all her extra backfat gets pushed above and below the band of her bra (similar to muffin top).

Her bra was so tight, she had a jelly roll.

by Pax M July 24, 2007

Snicker Rolled

When a manager at your company sends you a seemingly serious email, but it's actually just a picture of a Snickers bar... because Snickers bars are delicious.

Dear <so-and-so>,

Could you please look over these accounting figures...

<giant picture of snickers bar>

HAHA! You got Snicker Rolled!

by LezTastic July 21, 2011

lobster roll

When someone allergic to shellfish goes into anaphylatic shock after getting a blowjob from someone else who had just eaten lobster.

I accidentally gave him a lobster roll after he took me out to a nice dinner. I didn't realize he was allergic to shellfish!

by nowayjose12345 November 29, 2015

rolling on a beam

Beam rolling may be used to form or bend metal beam into curves at specific radiuses

Jim- Hey Bob, can you please have these beams sent out to be rolled on the beams? thanks the jobs for thursday.
Bob- "Okay Jim ill go ahead and get rolling on a beam"

by pseudonymies November 3, 2017

Rolled on impact

1) To be a complete and utter prick and to regale near death stories in an attempt to gain poontang in a foreign country.

2) A phrase one utters when regaling a dangerous story and one is immediately saved without reason.

Also see flaccid on impact

1) Prick: I jumped off a cliff this high once - I would have broken every bone in my body, but it was OK because I rolled on impact.
Lady friend: Really? Take me now!

2) Person 1: What if this bus drove off this cliff into that huge fiery chasm below?
Person 2: Oh, it'll be alright - we'll just roll on impact.

by klaus__ October 16, 2008

tootsie roll

foot sex

Kick off your shoes baby, my cock needs a tootsie roll.

by zwasbk613 November 1, 2016