Nathan

He is the leader and founder of the HDL(Hobnob defence league) and is a very funny and loving guy and is 100% not a nonce.

Loves protien a lot tho, has a raging addiction to it.

Eer, that Nathan lad is a canny good lad like. Think he’s a nonce tho.

by NatBro April 25, 2024

nathan harry

noun: someone who is being ignorant or is lacking awareness.

Stop being such a Nathan harry

by antbeef April 28, 2024

Nathan

the worst guy you'll ever meet I swear I have never met a Nathan that didn't make me want to rip out my liver so bad if you see one get a taser and pepper spray and tbh a gun

person 1: Oh hey look its Nathan!
person 2: EW WTF *cocks gun*

by Chives >:3 April 28, 2024

Nathan

Yea man, maybe idk

“Hey Nathan what’s the answer to 2+2”
“Yea idk man maybe”

by BlueberryPoptart69 April 28, 2024

Nathan John Cronin

the embodiment of the smallest man who ever lived by Taylor swift especially from the time stamps 2:03-4:04

“Yo! did you hear Taylor swift’s new song the smallest man who ever lived? I swear Nathan John Cronin is the embodiment of that song it’s sounds exactly like him!”
“I know especially from the 2 minuet mark, he also makes me think of exile, tolerate it, Coney Island and sad beautiful tragic! Shame he wouldn’t understand it he will have to ask his hoes on wizz.”

by fatmonkey stinks May 1, 2024

Nathan

an Indian African mix he speaks in clicks and tongues. has a awful aura with flies surrounding him.

person 1:do you know nathan
person 2: yeah he stinks of curry and tries to touch me

by adbuljamal May 3, 2024

Nathan

A Nathan is someone who is 5’1 and weighs no more than 94lbs. They’re someone who can’t take a joke, lives off of mommy and daddy’s money, and is in a constant state of denial. You’d have to stoop to their level both physically and in terms of standards to date one; rocking the classic brown hair blue eyes stereotype, Nathan is one of the fugliest people you’ll ever meet and his presence alone is enough to make cyanide look appetizing. Being enabled by his parents his entire life has caused him to develop a severe case of victim mentality, and despite being the problem, will walk away and cry in hopes of being comforted. He’s an annoying individual who watches Percy Jackson without headphones and lacks the ability to talk to women outside of the ones who live in his house (his mom and his dog). Despite needing to change, he probably won’t; Nathans seem to lack the emotional capacity to recognize their own mistakes. They’re immature, loud, bad at geometry, and going to end up by themselves because spending too much time around a Nathan can cause suicidal thoughts. Needing the validation of the people around them, Nathans are emotionally and mentally draining. His friends most definitely have a diss track written about him.
Life skills: none
Bitches: none

Person A: “I feel nothing but contempt when I look at Nathan.”
Person B: “It’s giving ‘probably going to die alone.’”

by xggomxlxggo February 11, 2024