Green Dating

The act of recycling partners within the same dating scene, sort of like musical chairs but with STDs, jealousy, and guilt.

Man, we need to move to a new city. Every eligible girl I know has slept with half of my friends. I don't want to resort to green dating.

by blondefonzie April 9, 2011

Oak Dated

The kitchen cabinetry typically found in a home built in the 1990's.

Buyer: I would like to see the home on Beck Street. What can you tell me about it.

Agent: The bathrooms have been upgraded and it has new carpet. The kitchen, however, is "oak dated".

by skiutah January 6, 2011

August 28 National date a hooper day

Date someone who plays basketball 🏀

It’s august 28 national date a hooper day. you play basketball “yeah” let’s date

by J0rd@n 23$ August 26, 2022

Dating the Sock

When lonely man spunks into his sock

Mad bastard will be dating the Sock for a while

by Quim buzzer November 11, 2017

hooke date

Used to describe a hook up date.

Casper: Do you want to go on a hooke date?
Tina: No, I'm not trying to hoe around.

by MethheadTina February 10, 2018

Date Stick

It's basically a dildo, because it's a stick to replace an actual dick of your date.

"My BF is busy so I gotta use the Date Stick again..."

by kadeka October 5, 2020

Self-Date

An empowering way to spend quality time with yourself to boost your own self-love and self-worth.. treating yourself with the same love/ care as you would someone you care about!
It could be going for a solo trip.. or going to a hobby class.. going to the movies.. or an indulgent spa-cation..

The idea is to value your own time and relationship with yourself!

Ever since I started to Self-Date.. I started realizing how toxic my ex was!

She may be in a relationship.. but that doesn't mean she can't Self-Date too!

by anonymous June 21, 2022