Michael Jordan

The act of nutting on your hand and then proceeding to slap the nut on your girls head and exclaiming “MICHAEL JORDAN!”

Dude last night I gave my girl the Michael Jordan

by SkiMaskTheNutGod July 9, 2018

michael kim

A very attractive,rich, and has and has a plethora of chins. (usually 14) a person who would usually have a youtube channel or a twitch channel.

Yo this guy is Michael Kim! let me get your autograph!

by PsychoBoyMichael January 22, 2018

michael hall

There is not much of a man because 90% of him is his huge cock.

I'm afraid he has the "Michael Hall" condition, doctor. His cock is just too big.

by Truthsquared 719 August 14, 2017

jeffrey michael

He is the sweetest, funniest and most charming guy and will quickly become your best friend. Once you start falling for him, he will pull away and crush your hopes and dreams, all due to his commitment issues.

Don't take it personally, he didn't mean to hurt you and break your heart. Just being friends is cool too, it's his loss anyway!

I fell in love with Jeffrey Michael only to have my heart broken.

by Smileychica January 11, 2017

michael jovanovski

bruh he is so fucking fat and has a clapped trim bro look at him, he thinks he is good at football when in reality he just fingers his ass in the defense and does nothing

bro have you seen michael jovanovski? i dont want to be within a 10 metre radius of his massive belly

by apkdpkfsfsdfsfs June 21, 2022

michael the giraffe

the coolest giraffe of all giraffes. Usually fun, playful, and very smart.He stands out as the coolest giraffe

OMG look it's Michael The Giraffe.
Isn't he so cool

by Cool4Dayz December 23, 2018

michael fuller

Someone who plays females to get what they want. Manipulates them into sex and then break their heart. Wondering why they werent enough.

Bro, you really fucked her up. You're such a michael fuller.

by BabyGirlBitch January 12, 2020