Mexican Cyclops

Similar to the Mexican Fly Trap. While on Spring Break in Mexico you bang a girl, pull out and jizz on her face. She wipes off, but misses a gobb of jizz that landed on the eyelashes of one eye. The girl falls asleep and awakes to the one eye being stuck shut due to the jizz becoming sticky and hardening overnight.

Did you see the Mexican Cyclops walking back to her hotel room with one eye stuck shut?

by Big D. Tampa March 21, 2011

Mexican Showdown

An awkward mustache a boy gets during puberty. It only shows up if it's unshaven for a matter of time. It's almost like the adolescent version of a 70's porno mustache, but barely there.

"Yo, look at Jacob. He's grown up, he's getting taller and i also see him rocking the Mexican Showdown."
"Haha, Tim. You're a dick."

by thedeejaybogus:D April 21, 2010

Jungle Mexican

A not so nice term for the Mexicans from regions like Oaxaca, usually very short. Can also refer to Guatamalans, who are not Mexican at all but often resemble Mexicans from bordering areas.

There's a lot of Jungle Mexicans in my hometown.

by Johnny Kanaka November 25, 2016

Mexicanize

To add cheese to a usually cheese-less food, because obviously cheese goes with everything, and it's common in most Mexican foods... no offense Mexicans.

"Dude, you should totally mexicanize that rice."

by Haters keep hatin November 8, 2011

Upper Mexican

ADJ. Used to describe Americans by those of other nationalities; particularly Canadians. Specifically, poking fun at the potential xenophobic American attitudes towards the ongoing illegal immigration debate.

Take your drunk-ass 19 year old Upper Mexican ass back over the border; your dollar is no good here!

by Michael J. F. June 14, 2008

Mexican Flu

The 2009 equivalent of the Asian Flu. It is a deadly disease that is contagious,has caused much political and social distress in the United States, and it originated in Mexico.

Bird Flu is to Asian Flu, as Swine Flu is to Mexican Flu.

by Taps 9/11 April 29, 2009

Mexican Steamer

A hot and spicy female version of the Cleveland Steamer mixed with skittles. During sexual intercourse the female sits on top of the male's chest and menstruates upon his chest. The warm blood is often stimulating to the male.

That crazy bitch just gave me a Mexican Steamer, that ho will do anything you ask.

by a&m June 11, 2006