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Jordan (girl)

Jordan is a person who licks chocolate.

She also has a fish eye.

Fun person to be around, but she can be slow.

Mesmerizing caca eyes and caca hair.

Good style and has a unique sense of humor.

Loves Jamaal.
Defined: Jordan (girl)
Ellie: Hey have you seen Jordan?

Jamaal: Yea she's with your pookie
by Lebron Gonzalez December 24, 2023
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Jordan

A guy with an a million dollar smile. Makes a crude amount of your mom jokes but 90 percent of them are 10/10 so it’s acceptable. So handsome you have to make sure your sister and mom don’t fall for him!! Gives good hugs and better kisses. Has no earthly idea how to say goodbye. Be careful, he will become your favorite person, proceed with caution if you don’t plan on being obsessed.
Whose that absolutely god tier dude on the hover board over there? Oh that’s Jordan
by ninja fairy supervillain January 8, 2022
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Jordan

That Nigga just a bitch, he’s ugly af and looks all quemado and shit. Fucking burnt ass tortilla. I just know his room smells like ass
Ew it’s that ugly ass Nigga Jordan and his dad who sucks in seeds.
by Yesniggaitstrue September 20, 2022
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Jordanation

the word "Jordanation" or Jordanating" means a person named "jordan" jerking off
"hey guys look! he loves jordanation" "I'm jordanating it!"
by fella cancer October 1, 2025
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Jordan

A handsome sexy beaner that wants to make popsicles out of Viane’s discharge.
Look at Jordan! He’s making popsicles out of vianes discharge!
by DischargeCreator November 24, 2021
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Jordan

This is Jordan
by Cool doggie June 18, 2021
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Jordan Aspinall

Absolute turd, he thinks he’s bad because his mummy and daddy has lots of pennies
by Big Bald Men April 28, 2020
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