Jake cota

He is the best football player ever and is the smartest ever and very girl wants him

jake cota is hot

by jenny201391 December 18, 2023

Jake

A tall, 6'3" man, with a nice girl that is very nice <3
He is very cool and will break down in the middle of a religion class if you say mean things
He will start to shake everytime he says something nice to a girl that he's never said before. Treat him well.

Jake is so cool!

by jhpatterson08 May 17, 2022

Jake Coles

So sexy and has very sweaty hands. he picks his nose . and he has a very massive penis compared to the average man. also he is only attracted to women who have mental issues and want to harm themselves. he walks under signs and walks over 3 drains so his luck is so shit i reckon he will never get lucky in his life with a women

oh look its Jake Coles he is so annoying

by jake coles biggest fan June 19, 2023

Jake

cute person who is cuter than amie (me)

jake: its you

amie: no its you

by cucucucumbur January 5, 2022

Jake

Some gay firefighter or something

“I really wanna put my peepeee in Jake.”

by Sloppiboi December 16, 2018

Jake

The kid who won’t stop playing Rocket League

Damn, Jake won’t stop playing Rocket League!!

by Sterling Hawksmoor August 24, 2021

Jake From State Farm

That punk assed bitch who calls late night flirting with you about hooking up in some khakis

That muhfucka who was shot in the ass by my homeboy for callin’ his chick at 3 in the morning, yeah that was Jake from State Farm.

by DVillan October 11, 2020