I deleted your internet

Words moms say after deleting the Internet Explorer shortcut on the desktop.

Mom: Clean your room!
Me: Maybe later.
Mom: Clean it or...
Me: I don't care
Mom: *walks up to the computer and deletes the IE shortcut* I deleted your internet, if you clean your room I'll call tech support to turn it back.

by hh_hh_h_hh_hh June 15, 2018

ex internet best friend

A person who you was close with on the internet and they betrayed you or turn into a different person

Elliot is my ex internet best friend .

by GhostMinion99 March 29, 2020

internet volumetric misapprehension syndrome

Noun: Repeatedly ordering items online which are much smaller than you first thought.

"Wow, all of my Christmas presents were tiny. Were they supposed to be this small?"
"No, but I got them online."
"Well, I guess you suffered from internet volumetric misapprehension syndrome."

by Jeetmaster9000 February 11, 2022

RaveDance Internet Radio Station

RaveDance A Radio Station And Online Event Broadcasters, Broadcasting Live From South East London UK England We Have Some Big Djs and A Strong Promotion & Admin Team To Bring You The Best Music Straight To Your PC Or Laptop.

Our Aim Is To Set The Trend In The Internet Radio Scene By Giving U Full Undiluted Access To Our Live Studio Cam, So U Can Watch Sit And Listen To The Sounds Of The UK Dj,s Banging Out The Music.

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by RaveDance Internet Radio November 10, 2011

internet tough guy

A word made up by people who stalk people they envy online. This person may be successful, have a girlfriend, be going somewhere in life, or just a better overall person than the people labeling him. It's kind of like how religions call people who don't believe in the hocus pocus magical mythical crap from over 2000 years ago to scare people into being civilized atheists. It's a made up word from the masses to exclude people that would actually stand up for themselves instead of being a coward little bitch to something they know is going on.

stalker coward named cory: blah, blah, blah, and some more shit talking because i am a jealous little bitch

the supposed tough guy: so you want to meet in person and deal with what you have been doing?

stalker coward named cory: lol, i'm telling everyone you're a internet tough guy.

the supposed tough guy: so you're going to lie because you envy me and that i called you out like a man? why don't you go bang my ex so you know what someone successful has to throw out to move on in life.

stalker coward named cory: i'm sorry, you're right. i'm just a jealous loser who you tried to be friends with but instead i stalked, harassed, mocked, and lied till i ruined your life. <---this last line never happens because let's face it, only responsible people admit mistakes and those are far and few.

by Innocent Victim Is I September 20, 2011

We just invented the Internet!

An exclamation said after a great idea or plan is thought of, indicating that something big is about to happen. Often times with a dramatic pause after "Oh my god..." or "You guys..." to gain maximum audience.

Oh my god... We just invented the Internet!

by kcnovA23 July 23, 2010

internet fuck on my face

Whatever the fuck it is Herb does with his computer in his spare time.

I sure do hope my isp does'nt kill my connection cause' I want this African chick to internet fuck on my face.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 21, 2008