Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.

"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."

by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018

JAM

Jam is what I put on my bread but,,, SHES ALSO THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS AND NEEDS TO REALIZE I WOULD NEVER GIVE HER AWAY FOR ANY 💓💓💓💓💓💓💓

put that jam on your bread bitch

by Josh weir October 9, 2018

jam jam lolo

When two or multiple men or boys are playing with eeach others lightsabers

Last night Tanveer and ragu were playing jam jam lolo

by ĐM¹๛「シHʂ」 July 15, 2023

dirt jams

a song that is rap or hip hop.

Shane, "I be playin me a dirt jams"
Chris Meier, "Is dis Tupac?"

by Richardo Cars May 23, 2006

Jim Jam

A name of a certain individual who is most of the time a speccy cunt

Some things that can cause you to become a Jim Jam are
-Being called Jamie
-Thinks he/she is the most important person in the world
-Has a mother that wears wigs...

Jim Jam was watching hentai again what a speccy cunt

by Harry+William August 27, 2021

slack jam

what happens when you try to take off your pants without first removing your shoes

The deceased was found to have succumbed to slack jam while trying to dress for his friends wedding.

by peggi May 22, 2011

Pearl Jamming

Not unlike an Eiffel Tower, to slap high fives during a five on one gangbang, emulating the cover of Pearl Jam’s debut album Ten.

She was fucking five of us at the same time so we all slapped hands at once. We were totally Pearl Jamming her.

by Hurley Indiana January 9, 2021