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Humans

They come in all shapes, colors, and cultures but where they really shine compared to other species is in their capacity to fail in properly using their brain and their ingenuity to kill things involuntarily and deny it. Their best pastime is being hostile against each other for the most absurd of reasons, most of the time is ending in the death of one or both parties or more
For example, some humans belived Earth is flat and evolution doesn't exist
by justsomerandomidiot September 2, 2022
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Human Drano

Slang for Prune Juice, which helps clear up constipation quickly. Drano is a fast-acting liquid chemical used to unclog drains and pipes, such as those found in sinks. In a similar sense, prune juice is used to unclog your bowels; as such, it acts as Drano for humans, hence the name.
That Human Drano I got at the supermarket cured my constipation in about 5-10 minutes.
by TheFiend138 January 5, 2023
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Human Operating System

Human Operating System or HOS is

an operating system designed by and for humans. The operating system is what allows you the user, a human to function and complete tasks.
The reason Gary is speaking with an English accents is that his human operating system (HOS) default setting is British.
by Snake Master November 10, 2020
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Human

Worthless for everything.

Currently only exist as meme making machines.
Look at that human hes making more memes
by 735.13 May 22, 2018
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Human Omelet

A human omelet is an omelet made of raw ingredients that are consumed, regurgitated, and cooked by an individual.
"Jole, I made a 'Human Omelet' and fed it to my neighbor Karen!"
"What the hell is wrong with you, Kevin? She's literally dying."
by TheVioletMind October 3, 2024
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human skin

A delicious substance often used in various soups and pastas. It is harvested from individuals who are undeserving of their skin.
I love the skinners noodle restaurant, they always put just the right amount of human skin into their noodles.
by IMMAJUICEBOI May 30, 2024
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Human Blow Pop

When having a threesome with at least one small individual and stick your fist up there ass, lift them up, and allow the other person to suck them dry.
I gave Jeremy a human blow pop with Mike!
by DumbFxck April 23, 2024
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