by blakelywithaB March 31, 2022

by steven far November 16, 2022

by sailorlily May 24, 2021

by mharris224 December 13, 2018

Husband "be home in a min"
Wife "heard that before"
..... An hour and a half later, calls husband...
Wife "where are you?"
Husband "oh I'll be home in a min, just finishing my beer"
Wife "heard that before"
..... An hour and a half later, calls husband...
Wife "where are you?"
Husband "oh I'll be home in a min, just finishing my beer"
by Abcddcba April 8, 2015

I really have to go poop but we’re on the east side... just have George find you a good spot , he’s like a bathroom homing pigeon.
by 367 September 29, 2018

by HomeShittyHome April 2, 2022
