Opinions are like assholes everybody's got one

It mean that everybody has an opinion but it doesn't mean its right .

I'm not listening to ya'lls argument , Opinions are like assholes everybody's got one !

by dragonboy8586 June 30, 2020

You got corn cobs in your ears

Told to someone when they are not listening or they didn't understand something you told them. This is more politically correct instead of saying are you fucking deaf you retard.

You must not have heard me or do you got corn cobs in your ears?

by TV CAR April 10, 2010

You gots to get your own

Get your schnizzle off muh nizzle

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

You got me fucked up

defenition:

"You got me fucked up" is said by a man or women to a person that they think is so irresistible & fly they don't never want to end it.

Synonym: I'm all yours, I'm on your dick, i think about you all the time, I'm in love with your dick.. maybe even you, I want this feeling forever, I don't want anyone but you, You have my undivided attention

Omg and cuddling... plus your smart funny strong with a huge dick...I want you to all to myself..... you got me fucked up over you

by NastyNubian January 8, 2017

Fuck, a nigga really got school tomorrow?

When it Sunday

Friend: bruh tomorrow is Monday
Me: Fuck, a nigga really got school tomorrow?
Friends: ye
Me: bruh

by Me, I’m him October 8, 2019

Did you hear Joe got Ligma?

The ultimate power move. Immune to all counterattacks, including but not limited to: No U, Uno reverse card, etc.

Me: Did you hear Joe got Ligma?
Your Mom: Joe who?
Me: LIgma balls BITCH

by don't ask who joe is September 16, 2019

I got your (blank) swinging

Usually a last resort type comeback that can also be used to annoy people. Most likely used by the annoying guy that is too lazy to use his brain to think of a good comeback. The douche usually uses what ever you say and fills in the blank in his pre-determined comeback.

I got your (blank) swinging

Tommy: Hey man u wanna grill some hotdogs?
Chance: I got your hotdog swinging!!
Tommy: Your such a tool dude
Chance: I got your tool swigning!!
Tommy: Whatever, ask your girlfriend what she wants to eat
Chance: I got your girlfriend siwnging!!

by Da Persian July 25, 2006