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Wawa God

The Wawa God is the good boi of all doggos in the universe. This good boi punishes all bad boi's and brings gifts to the good boi's. The Wawa God shall not be disrespected ever.
Oh my the Wawa God has answered my prayers!!!
by iconic frog February 3, 2019
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Almond God

A person who stands above everyone and does not seek pleasure of any woman or man
Mark doesn’t touch woman because he’s the Almond God
by Umadetypo May 12, 2021
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PKM GOD

ChucktaylorJ Has mastered the art of the PKM in Call Of Duty.
by MrFullSend March 7, 2022
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pipe god

Normally describes a person very good at laying the pipe also known as having sex with girls. A pipe god also normally has sex with a lot of women.
Did you hear about John and Dianna?
Yep John is a pipe god he gets with so many girls!
by YRN smoove August 21, 2016
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Mocker Gods

Also known as the Mockers these are ethereal beings who ensure that those who proudly boast will come un-done. Most often used in a sporting context i.e. if a fan proudly or arrogantly proclaims that their team will win then the Mockers take notice and ensure a loss for their team.

This may lead to appeasement of the Mocker Gods where fans will feign humility even going so far as to claim underdog status in an attempt not to anger the Mocker Gods.

Another strategy often employed is to try and fool the Mocker Gods, this is done by actively espousing the virtues and obvious superiority of the team not supported by the fan. This strategy however is fraught with difficulty as the Mockers are not easily fooled, and their ire will be quickly roused.
Appeasement: "This game is going to be a real struggle; there are even matchups all over the field it is not going to be the blow out that some expect." – Context: one team heavily favored over the other the supporter of the favored team does not wish to raise the ire of the Mocker Gods by espousing their true feelings.

Fool: "Surely Team X must now be considered favorites to win the Cup" – Context: in a tight contest, somebody may loudly proclaim this in the hope of stirring the Mocker Gods into action against the mentioned team.
by Brabus02 September 25, 2011
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nut god

A nut god is a man who can nut largely and repeatedly to a girl even if he's nutted 1 time already Nut gods are usually black dude's but can be other races
Tiffany: My man is a nut god
Brescia: For real?
Tiffany: Yeah he nutted 3 times and it was alot
by The Universal Exploiter March 18, 2018
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God's Douche

During heavy rain, one spreads their ass cheeks to the sky and douches themself with the rain; using God's tears to clean one's rectum.
I performed a God's douche in the rain storm the other night. It was super sick.
by cootercat03 April 10, 2021
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