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god banana

Banana... but god
damn I saw that god banana in the store the other day and that ish was looking ripe.
by eek.momsharts January 14, 2017
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The Mod God

The mod god is a 6’4” 300+ pound buff Mexican man, originating out of Orting, WA.

The mod god is something of a tale, or a myth in the small Orting community, he’s known for his major dank OHS bathroom hotboxes.

In the mod god’s free time he enjoys drinking Cranberry juice and dapping up the homies, the mod god has a golden aura and is hard to miss, an absolutely beautiful specimen.

To spot the mod god in public, is equal to spotting michael jackson walking the earth after death, or comparable to discovering time travel.
Hey dude, did you see the Mod God’s latest cloud?
by nebel.misophonia March 6, 2023
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Bored God

Someone who is extremely good at a certain game playing it "casually," when in reality they are doing astounding moves or maneuvers.
A Bored God plays Tetris.
I'm getting dumpstered by this guy in online game and he looks like he's about to fall asleep. He must be a Bored God.
by SilentSong September 28, 2019
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sump god

Bro did you see what Steve did he finished gallon of whiskey and an eight ball of coke like it was nothing he’s the fucking Sump God
by David James August 22, 2018
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Rise of God

The first time you suck the glass dick and get that one hit that get you so high off crack you never get that high again on crack. It is the closest you can get to god without taking LSD.
Raekwon's pyrex vision,

"The rise came upon me"

He talking about the Rise of God and how crack keep you fiending for days. It's followed by chasing the rock. As long as you live, you can never get as high off crack as you do that first hit. Yahzeeme?
by The_Tour_Scribe November 11, 2010
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freshi god

by $angria20 November 21, 2019
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smegma god

sits all day and works on spread sheets. hoodie covered in schmeggy
Ryan Hubbard is the smegma god.
by EmperorAidan June 21, 2017
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