Ethan Stocks

A bitch that cheats on his girlfriend.

Bro fuck Ethan Stocks he cheats on his girlfriend

by The guy that hates ethan January 23, 2024

Ethan N

A god walking amongst mere mortals. of Scandinavian origin his ancestors probably enslaved yours and he is in the family business. His gravitational pull is so large that it attracts all the honeys toward his center. he has a dark past... also unrelated he regrets 9/11. His rapping tunes swoon me into fanciful thinking of what i know can never be between us. His eyes tell me a story his words seem to contradict and all my hopes of being fulfilled in the night hours so depend upon his abnormally long middle toe that i fear if i do not receive its immediate attention i will die grasping on too my Ethan body pillow.

Ethan N: i am going to write you up for gambling since you stayed in the dorm during the fire alarm
guy: 9/11 was not your fault, don't take out your pain on me, i can help you.

Ethan N: you can't help me! I'm too far gone...
guy: no Ethan you're not! there is good in you, you just have to let me see your abnormally long big toe, i mean open up to me.

by Plutarch2024 January 29, 2024

Ethan

Someone that sucks at clash of clans

Bro you're like Ethan playing Clash of Clans

by Goat of Clash of Clans February 1, 2024

Ethan

A person who is very stupid and is very ugly and goofy. 99.99% chance this kid is white and acts goofy. and is so short (3'2). everyone hates this type of person and he has no friends.

OMGGG! His name is probably Ethan.

by aiden347 December 6, 2022

Ethan

Someone who is probably retarded and makes jokes that are not funny

Ethan: what do you call a person who eats children?
Me: what?
Ethan: a person who eats children!

by waz up dan6966969696966996 December 9, 2022

ethan liao

ok this msg is for ethan liao bc he’s just perfect ykyk. ok so basically ethan, i’ve been wanting to tell u that i liked u for a very long time. like even ur sister knows lmao. santa didn’t give me what i wanted bc i put you in my wishlist 😭 but it’s fine. anyways, i’ve been wanting to tell you that, everytime when you msg me, i get all excited. but what really hurt me was that you were literally so dry. like as dry as the desert. but you were still my number one. n you short asf. like even a girl is taller than u, smh. anyways… .i hope u never see this msg bc it’s just a dumb middle school crush ☹️

girl: hey girl, just to lyk that THE ethan liao is coming THIS way
me: OMG
ethan: *literally bumps into me without saying an excuse me or sorry*
me: THAT WAAS SO DANG ATTRACTIVE!!! so hot omg
girl: girl…you picked the wrong dude.

me: no i didn’t, he’s so handsome
girl: GIRL, DONT EVEN TALK ABOUT HIS LOOKS…

**this was a real life experience…he literally bumped into me during the thanksgiving feast in middle school. he didn’t say an excuse me or sorry, he just continued talking with his friends. i was literally getting all excited that i went to the bathroom with my friend and i was literally punching the stalls and kicking the air with my feet. he got me all excited n sh….😭**

by ilovefrankocean123 December 12, 2022

Ethan

good nice boy
that smart boy that with passion to be somebody

Fabi: ethan has 12 pack
Morgan: i know here showed me

by papi69213 December 17, 2022