December 1

National nut day. This is national nut day. On this day all the surviving soldiers from no nut November are allowed to nut for the first time in 30 days

Man: hey today is December 1
Man 2: looks like I can finally nut again

by KVMO November 2, 2019

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december 4th

ask out your crushhhhh dayyyuyy

it’s december 4th you have to ask out your crushhh

by hendnd December 2, 2020

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December 2nd

Give your little cousin 50 dollars because it’s the second day of christmas.

Younger Cousin: Hey Cuz, send me 50 dollars

You: Why??

Younger Cousin: Because it’s December 2nd

by The extremely wise scholar December 1, 2022

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3rd of December

The day u give someone u like a sweater

You: hey, take this sweater.
Someone: why ?
You: because it’s 3rd of December, the day u give someone u like a sweater.

by BilliePoi November 30, 2021

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December 17

When the badass who teachers hate was born.

Omg his birthday is december 17th he is definetly badass no wonder Ms. Knight AKA Hitler hates him.

by Sir of Steel December 6, 2019

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if you were born on this day, there is no doubt you’re obsessed with either star wars, marvel or harry potter and possibly even all of them. you are 100% in love with harry styles and or zendaya and you are the coolest person you know😎😎😎

you: are you born on the 19th of november?
me: ew no, i was born on the 19th of december cause i’m a cool person

by jennas best friend (lou) November 24, 2021

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