Cracker bible

I met Keith for my daily dose of crack and he pulled out his cracker bible for me to read while I got bummed because I didn’t have enough money
by I am Keith March 23, 2024
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cracker crust poptart

a white kid that is part black but has a small dick and cannot rap but tries very hard to.
dude do you know any cracker crust poptarts?

yea Eminem is one.
by assgiggles June 12, 2011
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taco cracker

anneisa greaves bf antonio - love her friend 🍦

“there goes annie’s bf”

“they so cute”

“chocolate and taco cracker swirl
“there goes annie’s bf” they so cute”

“chocolate and taco cracker swirl
by taco cracker September 29, 2022
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Cracker Fave

A white person who is obsessed with bands and likes to smoke pot.
Someone who bows down to bands could be called a cracker fave.
by trevor97 July 12, 2013
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pillsbury cracker

"That pillsbury cracker needs to get a tan."
by madi2rare February 24, 2024
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Cracker Wisdom

A form of basic and incredibly obvious advice often given by humans of Caucasian decent
- "Don't point a gun at things you're not willing to kill !"

- "That's some cracker wisdom right here."
by GhastlyFeet May 23, 2023
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Cracker boy theo

Cracker boy Theo is a boy that can’t talk to girl longer than 5 minutes
by Cjashh November 13, 2020
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