Canadian leaf blower

When someone puts there pubes on the ceiling fan and it goes all over the place

Tommy- I need a leafblower

Joe-you should do the Canadian leaf blower

by Tim1204 November 14, 2025

Canadian flag

The National Flag of Canada, though simple with its red and white colours and a single maple leaf, symbolizes pride and strength throughout Canadian history. It also bears a striking resemblance to a clowns face 🤡

Andrew: "I just love the canadian flag! It's a fine design and it symbolizes the greatest country on the planet!"
Matt: "yeah sure, great, but if you see pictures of a creepy red and white clown, such as pennywise and then look at Canada's flag, you wouldn't be able to tell much of a difference eh?"
Andrew: "Get outta here you rude ass american!"

by Zedfboi November 14, 2025

Canadian Strangler

When somebody is giving you a blowjob and you hit their gag reflex and then apologize.

So I gave her a Canadian strangler… every time she gagged I said sorry.

by Stupid Boys November 28, 2025

Canadian fart whistle

A Canadian fart whistle is where two naked people are outside in the snow and the male poops on the girls face and proceeds to cover her face with snow.

Yesterday we did a Canadian fart whistle.

by G vs shot Hannibal November 30, 2025

Canadian fart sneeze

A man poops on a girl face in the snow. and after the man poops, he then covers the girls face with snow.

Man, I loved it when we did a Canadian fart sneeze

by G vs shot Hannibal November 30, 2025

Canadian Ballcuzzi

When a male or something with nuts submerges their testicles into a cup of warm Maple Syrup while their partner blows profusely through a straw that has been inserted into the cup creating a jacuzzi affect. For added pleasure the penis is wildly jerked with a hockey glove covered in Maple Syrup by the blowers free hand until ejaculation.

I tried to convince Nancy to give me a BJ last night during the Maple Leafs game, but I had to settle for the good old Canadian Ballcuzzi instead.

by Artie J Saves December 4, 2025

Canadian Adele

Using Maple Syrup as a lubricant, you put one finger in her Tim Hortons love muffin and one up her arse so you can feel each finger through the little wall separating them.

Hello from the other side.

I bent Nancy over this morning while she was making flapjacks and gave her the Canadian Adele. Hello from the other side.

by Artie J Saves December 5, 2025