by anonymous November 30, 2022
Get the swallow a candy wholemug. Mississippi Candy Cane is when you fuck a girl that is on her period, once your cock comes out it has blood and cum on it making it look like a candy cane.
My girlfriend was on her period and I decided to fuck her and after she got to suck on a Mississippi candy cane.
by BikerCaleb January 5, 2023
Get the Mississippi Candy Canemug. by The Depressed Llama June 5, 2018
Get the Candy Dishmug. Young Daniel C. began tongue punching the bearded ladies fart box and smiled broadly as he devoured her cottonelle candy.
by Hugh Jardon 1965 August 26, 2019
Get the Cottonelle Candymug. 
What gets your more hyper than candy? A Candy Road is a street with a bunch of turns to keep your hands active. These types of roads are what drifter live for.
by xxjoelxx October 9, 2018
Get the Candy Roadmug. When you fall asleep in bed beside your wife or gf to wake up to a strange little Iike leprechaun type person with his face all tattooed up rubbing oil on you cutting your hair to make a doll out of while dipping a sucker in your shit cutter
I was asleep at Dustin's place had a dream some little want a be gangster was offering me some strange candy. You should stay away from that strange candy it will change you.
by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023
Get the Strange candymug.