brandon fox

Latin- derived from brandus fuxus, meaning “he with no penis”

that man is a brandon fox, he has no cock!

by badassmuthafocker December 1, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is commonly known as "Pizza face". Brandons have so many pimples that they can last a whole YEAR on them. Brandons seem to have boyfriends who start with the letter "M"
Brandons also seem to like to be called "dad" or "pizza face 🍕"
Brandons seem to hate all the Claire's and Emma's and Kayley's

Brandons are sussy

Brandon is stinky and fishy

by Bob Ross 614 October 22, 2019

Brandon

Brandon Is A Very Awesome Name. If your name is Brandon then you soulmate is always a Jenica.

Brandon is super cool and He started dating Jenica in 7th grade and now they’re married!

by GoofyTheGreat November 4, 2020

Brandon Howard

Former CEO of parchmentpaper.com

Brandon Howard: "Must be tough living life on easy mode"

by urbandictionaryuser232456 May 29, 2024

Brandon

He looks mean on the outside , but deep down inside he has a kind heart for others. He’s the type of guy to have no friends, no girlfriends, just himself. Dating him means dropping your guy best friend, otherwise he will find him and put a bounty on him. Most Brandon’s also have back problems. Perhaps it is because they have to carry that giant phat cock around.

Yo look at Brandon! He’s such a loser complaining about his back a lot.

by definitelynotbrandon November 22, 2021

Brandon

The big stinky

After I took a shit, I smelled like Brandon.

by Babyboo234 September 13, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is a good guy and a good friend but has been diagnosed with a bad case dandruff and not sure how much longer he has to live pray for Brandon

Hey what’s that white stuff on your head? O I just found out I have a case of Brandon

by Jytrop March 30, 2022