Brandon Sauce

Brandon sauce is Brandon sauce on Brandon Sauce

Brandon sauce is made from Brandon's sperm, Brandon's poo, and Brandon's blessing
mix in a cup then pour into a bowl once brownie like substance, add 3/4 tsp of soy sauce, add 720g of salt, and add 1280lbs of sugar.
Place the substance into a Pot and heat at 720 degrees for 73 minutes and 12 seconds.
stir the substance every 11 minutes for 17 seconds.
once done

BOOM

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