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Brandon

A guy who is incredibly suspicious, and is probably a spy for three or more countries, including (always) Russia and China. He pretends that he is an idiot, but he is actually a chad.
Brandon said he would report me to his Russian overlords, and now I'm praying for my life.
by QDWFEGRHTJYKUL November 20, 2022
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Brandon

- A Brandon is someone you should not be friends with. They're probably the worst person in the room. Do not speak with a Brandon. Dont even glance in their direction. Just genuinely stay away from a Brandon.
Person 1: Hey watch out for that guy

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: That's a Brandon
by What! What! What! November 23, 2021
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Brandon

All i gotta say its probs sharlize future manssssssxxx
Brandon: your cute
SHarlize: YESSIRRRR
by Lobster Lou September 22, 2020
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Let’s Go Brandon

This is a term closeted Republicans scream out after they orgasm in a truck stop glory hole.
Hey friend, this feels pretty gooood oh, oh, “Let’s Go Brandon
by Alfonzo Carlton June 24, 2023
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Brandon Mode

The act of saying something extremally gay in detailed fashion because someone happened to make you upset.
Guy 1 " I'm gonna gape your tight asshole with my index and middle finger while I violently stick my tongue inside you"
Guy 2 "Nigga wtf you just went Brandon mode"
by oiuhgjvipoiuyhjgjui November 5, 2023
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Brandon

brandon fucksss
by brandog69696 November 20, 2021
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Brandon Effect

Phenomenon where the complete opposite occurs of what is promised or "expected" to happen. Often associated with but not exclusive to liberal politicians. One give away to the "Brandon Effect" is that when the unwanted results manifest it is often blamed on a foreign nation like Russia.
Though the public was promised a booming economy, the Brandon Effect left them worse off than they were 6 months earlier.
by NotoriusFJB July 1, 2022
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