Brandon

An awful guy. He’s the type of guy who wears creeper jackets. Some Brandon’s I met say “waifu” and “weeb” He’s the weird kid in school. If he has a girlfriend you should feel bad for her.
Person 1: That kid smells weird
Person 2: Oh that kid? He’s Brandon
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Brandon

He’s short and a great friend you can never figure him out but he’s funny and popular but if you know him then that’s cool
Let’s hang out Brandon your cool.
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Brandon carr

Personal life intruder

Absolute comedian

Complete opposite of a ladies man

Schmuck
Ohh that man is a bit of a Brandon Carr
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Brandon Day

Brandon day is described as a day where your friends is hanging out with their girlfriend all day, usually not with the boys.
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brandon

a fine ass guy with curly hair, braces, rich rich, and nice ass clothes. he might overthink a lot but you just have to reassure him you love him. he has a great smile and a great attitude. he ALWAYS compliments his girl and works out to get his dream body or just to lose some weight for good purposes. he loves cars and watching scary movies and is the best at imessage 8 ball.
kattie: bro i got this dude hes a total brandon
sala: brooo no way my bf is a total brandon
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brandon henderson

A man who preaches the Gospel for money, not for God, while using his position to prey upon naive women to satisfy his sex addiction. Man whore

Beware this false prophet as he is a wolf in sheep’s clothing that will destroy families, marriages and anything else that satisfies his narcissistic personality. He has no shame or remorse rather gaslights and manipulates you to believe more lies.
Brandon Henderson is the sales manager for NRS Trailers and gave deals to his female sales rep for sexual kickbacks.
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brandon

the most finest person around. you see him in the hall, and no one looks at him, but someone in particular always notices him. he has colored hair, and always wears a hoodie. hes tall, and has a deepish voice. he doesn't talk much, but when you get to know him, he's your best from
girl: omg did you see that boy? he looked me in the eyes for like 5 seconds!! he is so fineee

girl's friend: yeah but girly are you sure, his hair looks dry and you haven't seen him without his mask

girl: you just cant see his true colours. did you know his name?

girl's friend: yeah its brandon
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