Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the biscuit spitters been in?
You look like the Shire folks have been crumbling the bourbons again.
You look like the Shire folks have been crumbling the bourbons again.
by Dan Das Welt Man September 23, 2020

Just like the total worse. Chain of horrible events whether work or personal that defines the day as unbearable.
by COOKIE918 July 29, 2017

A white person who was raised in the hood but is not a wigga. Someone who still talks with a ghetto accent but not fully ghetto
by Brick pizza August 23, 2025

Having sex with a woman while she has a yeast infection.
Person 1: “yo you want some Jimmy Deans?”
Person 2: “Nah I already had a sausage biscuit roll up this mornin”
Person 2: “Nah I already had a sausage biscuit roll up this mornin”
by Quickquestionwhat May 31, 2021

by UltimateDoge October 17, 2022

A biscuit the girlfriend shoves up her vagina for 60 seconds, takes it out, and the boyfriend eats it.
by HiggyBank15 April 11, 2019

by De@nLe@rner May 17, 2023
