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Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the biscuit spitters been in?

You look like the Shire folks have been crumbling the bourbons again.
by Dan Das Welt Man September 23, 2020
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biscuits & shit day

Just like the total worse. Chain of horrible events whether work or personal that defines the day as unbearable.
I got wrote up today at work. It was a total biscuits & shit day.
by COOKIE918 July 29, 2017
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Hood biscuit

A white person who was raised in the hood but is not a wigga. Someone who still talks with a ghetto accent but not fully ghetto
by Brick pizza August 23, 2025
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Sausage Biscuit Roll Up

Having sex with a woman while she has a yeast infection.
Person 1: “yo you want some Jimmy Deans?”
Person 2: “Nah I already had a sausage biscuit roll up this mornin”
by Quickquestionwhat May 31, 2021
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Biscuit

A confectionery snack which could be made with sugar, chocolate, icing, jam, ginger or cinnamon.
I like a good ol' biscuit
by UltimateDoge October 17, 2022
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Cunt Biscuit

A biscuit the girlfriend shoves up her vagina for 60 seconds, takes it out, and the boyfriend eats it.
I made Ryan eat that Cunt Biscuit
by HiggyBank15 April 11, 2019
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Pocket Biscuit

A gift for someone who has done a good job and deserves a reward.
Well done on that ADAC pickup, you deserve a pocket biscuit.
by De@nLe@rner May 17, 2023
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