1.The sexual act of using a funnel to pour milk down a prostitute-preferably Asian's rectum and drinking it through a straw.
2. A fortune cookie.
2. A fortune cookie.
Damaniqueeshaun: I gave that bitch an asian cookie she'll never forget!
Tom: My asian cookie predicts I will have a day full of blresed loved ones!
Tom: My asian cookie predicts I will have a day full of blresed loved ones!
by HardcoreSmedgend August 3, 2017
Get the Asian Cookiemug. another group of asians on facebook. half is a space for old/new professionals to network and learn from each other. the other half is a collection of social justice warriors in tech + new graduates who confuse young recruiter advice for actual career guidance.
Hello subtle asian networking fam! This group is supposed to be about networking, but I want to remind everyone to take some time and acknowledge how victimized the asian community and people of color are in predominantly white communities.
Except the east asians. I'm specifically calling on east asians to take action due to the privilege possessed. S & SE Asians have also faced much more racism than East Asians on the regular. Black Asians also exist. That is the reason I'm not speaking to the entire Asian community, but the ones who have benefited the most from a screwed up system.
Anyways, enjoy your networking!
Except the east asians. I'm specifically calling on east asians to take action due to the privilege possessed. S & SE Asians have also faced much more racism than East Asians on the regular. Black Asians also exist. That is the reason I'm not speaking to the entire Asian community, but the ones who have benefited the most from a screwed up system.
Anyways, enjoy your networking!
by enjuhneeer January 7, 2021
Get the subtle asian networkingmug. by fucking cheating on someone January 22, 2021
Get the asian ricebendermug. POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"
Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"
Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
Get the Asians taking a lie detector testmug. by Dino Dino dinosaur May 14, 2018
Get the Hardcore Asianmug. by markmark69 April 19, 2018
Get the Asian Tigermug. October 26th is National Fuck an Asian day, be it your girlfriend/boyfriend or fuck buddy. As it is the day, if they are Asian they must comply or be banished form society and never get to ride that dick ever again.
Dude, I was in South Korea for National Fuck a Asian day and now I have like twenty STDs! Bro lucky!
by E1M1 October 22, 2020
Get the National Fuck a Asian Daymug.