by Totalfaggot69420 July 14, 2016
by idkevenknowhwqythuwisfor July 09, 2021
christian lanuza is the type of person that you only meet once in your life, he is so heart warming, amazing, smart, hardworking, loyal, understanding and handsome. He is the definition of perfect and no one can ever compare themselves to christian because he is so rare and so unique. He also has an amazing family that is very kind and beautiful! christian lanuza is amazing and he is so very important to me!
by wavyoranges June 05, 2021
Christian roleplay is when one person gets tied up to a bed and the other person fucks their ass until they're about to nut. Before they nut, they pull out and nut under them so it doesn't count as sex.
by UnathleticGerm#124032 February 23, 2024
You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.
Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"
by Hym Iam July 09, 2024
A boy with this full name is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He is very funny and not to mention HOT, he’s really nice and will always be there for you. He is very popular and has lots of friends. Never reject a Noah.
by Poop.pee March 06, 2020
Oh no! 😱 They're going to make the gays NOT DO the thing the women are making ME not do... Whatever will we do!?
Hym "Oh no! The Christian Nationalists are coming to make women occasionally take a 9 month break from fucking all the fat-cocks instead of me! Whatever will we do!?"
by Hym Iam December 28, 2023