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anime

Anime es como los japoneses llaman a sus dibujos animados, porque "dibujos animados" ya estaba cogido. Los animes tratan de tener argumentos filosóficos, serios, trepidantes o divertidos, entre otros, y fallan catastróficamente a la hora de serlo.

Es importante saber que, aunque en la mayoría de los animes actuales se representa a algunas mujeres con "argumentos" de proporciones titánicas, todo otaku que se precie te dirá que no es porno. Que lo digan tantas veces me parece sospechoso. Los hombres en los animes son representados en forma de canijos imberbes y estúpidos que, sin embargo, pueden usar espadas más grandes que ellos sin despeinarse.
Los animes se caracterizan por tener una tasa de fotogramas por segundo más baja que la obtenida al jugar a Battlefield 1 en una tostadora. Esto se ve compensado mediante el uso de dibujos atrayentes y coloridos, que en los diálogos permanecen estáticos moviendo la boca de arriba a abajo hasta terminar de hablar. Todo lo anteriormente mencionado tiene sus raíces en que los japoneses son listos, y saben venderse a las masas de moradores de sótanos que pasan su triste existencia consumiendo esta clase de animación.

El anime es, por ello, una abominación audiovisual, con guiones malos, animación mala, historias genéricas y personajes con voz de pito insoportable. Si no quieres tener una visita indeseada a un psiquiatra, te recomiendo que te alejes de cualquier tipo de anime.
Peligro público: Oye, ¿te vienes a mi casa a ver anime?
Transeúnte inocente: No, gracias. Prefiero conservar mi integridad mental.
by SaSarcasm April 21, 2017
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animal humor

When a couple pretends to be animals during sex, including the noises made and the positions usually used by animals during intercourse. Usually involves watching animal porn as well
Guy 1: Hey! Me and my girlfriend just had some amazing sex!
Guy 2: oh please tell me you didn't do animal humor again.
Guy 1: ummm.... maybe...
by TokugawaShogunate May 26, 2017
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Animal humor

When the fucking is so good that your partner moans like an animal so humorously that you need to take a break to assess which animal they are.
Guy 1: dude my girlfriend was being really freaky last night with that animal humor, she sounded like a horse for a while!!
by TokugawaShogunate May 26, 2017
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Anime

Artistic,professionally designed digital drawings,that have been gifted the ability to move on the second plane of reality and gifted the looks that a male or female identifying homosapiens would find sexually attractive,as if they have life energy in them,given by homosapiens of the asian nature,whom been created from a female homosapiens organ located in the country of human beings that have quite thin eyes in width on a yellowish tinted face,whom created a society in the far-east and have greatly outrun other asian countries in technological,cultural and societal ways that a human being can give attention to.
"Did you see the new anime?I liked how that blonde girl managed to get the guy to hate her unintentionally"
"I think anime is shit"
by DrexW May 30, 2017
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favorite anime

The anime Charlotte. THAT IS RUINED BY MY FRIEND. KILL HIM HE HAS DESTROYED THE ANIME BY SEARCHING THE HENTAI EDITION OF IT.
Guy1: Look at this hentai
Me: YOU HAVE RUINED MY FAVORITE ANIME WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.
Guy1: I have a basement full of children
by Salt21 June 6, 2017
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Balloon Animal

A sexual act that entails manual or assisted masturbation into a condom.
I was bored, horny and alone. But I did have a condom, so I used it for a balloon animal.
by cockadoodledont June 26, 2017
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Crack Animal

An animalistic disgusting crack head / drug addict dirt bag who would do anything for a twist of crack.
That guy is a real crack animal. He’d sell out his own mother for a twist of crack.
by Bootsdad November 6, 2017
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