Michael Wood

World's Smartest Native Australian, also a name used to pressure people into doing things.

Man 1: Oi mate skull that beer right now
Man 2: I'm not going to do that!
Man 1: Alright, but Michael Wood
Man 2: Oh no now I have to do it

by Funnel-King May 11, 2018

airport wood

LARGE PENIS

David Airport wooded me!

by Fastnfabulous January 1, 2014

Wood Pile

A group activity in which several individuals fuck on one participant, often in a way that mirrors the dynamic of a “train,” but with the roles changed so that the central participant is male rather than a woman. The term plays on the imagery of piling wood, with each piece of “wood” representing a participants penis.

Example: “We stacked a wood pile on that faggot.”

by Big Stunna Mane August 8, 2025

ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas

He’s a shadow man who haunts the surrounding areas of Holly Parkway and Laurel Lane in Williamstown, New Jersey he is described too have no facial features but he does wear a slenderman type suit and he likes too hide behind trees and spook visitors with footsteps and growls. He is considered a demonic entity. He typically hides from aware children but is somewhat open too ghost hunters.

That’s ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas

The who?

The ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas he haunts the area

by I play Skyrim September 7, 2023

wood roller

An individual commonly associated with the name Joe who “may be on my block, but he's not a threat; he's just a wannabe gangster."

“ He be on my block, his ass ain't shit, his ass a 'Wood roller”

by gotcousin February 22, 2025

Drift wood

When a penis is so long that it tries to float towards the top when its under water.

Guy: "Hey man you are having some drift wood right now."
Guy 2: "Yeah that happens whenever im in a pool. Just ignore it."

by Drift-wood December 24, 2018

Chris Wood

Chris wood is amazing. He’s humble and kind. He’s funny and incredibly passionate about his roles and campaign. He made a movie called the stew. He’s known for playing Brandon North on Major Crimes , he was on Carrie Diaries as Adam Weaver, he was on Vampire Diaries as Kai Parker , on SuperGirl as Mon-El prince of daxam( he was goofy and intelligent), on Legacies he played Kai Parker, and his most recent role Masters of the universes hes playing Prince Adam/ He-man as a voice actor. ( he has way more roles but these are ones people have seen him more as) Chris wood is awesome dude, he also cares for other people. He made idontmind in 2017. Idontmind is a mental health awareness campaign made by Chris Wood and his Co-founder Edward Schmit. He’s comedic and obviously caring. I simp-ly love him.

“Chris wood is hot and I’m jealous.”

by Melwood is very adorable. November 18, 2020