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jordan cross

This particular male is known for taking a males girlfriend then letting them know he did with out giving any fucks. Usually smokes dope out the zip & will be somebody extravagant one day.
Jordan cross is that nigga you can't keep ya spouse around.
by Jay-Pastooo March 14, 2017
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Jordan Michael Brown

A boss ass bitch,
She might not stay on the court like Michael, but she knows how to ball.
Damn that girl is so elevated, she must be Jordan Michael Brown.
by Jordan Michael B June 6, 2021
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Michael Jordan

He is a great NBA player, but he is the most overrated player in NBA history, with LeBron James, who's also great, as the second most overrated player in NBA history. When people talk about the GOAT, they mostly goat go Mwith one of them, but in reality it is either Wilt Chamberlain or Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and with Bill Russell being the 3rd greatest player of all time. I mean sure, the six championships are an impressive accomplishment, as are the six finals MVPs, but they weren't exactly against great teams, but they weren't bad, either.
Michael Jordan does NOT walk on water, despite what Jordansexuals think that he does.
by PhoenixGamer34 August 23, 2022
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Jordan

Jordan is an unintelligent girl who is upsessed with GayTS I mean BTS who looks like a decomposed sea urchin with the iq of Patrick.
Jordan was a bitch today in school
Jordan thinks she’s hotter than Addison Rae
by Binki Boy June 30, 2021
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Jordan

JORDAN???!!
Tamweez: "Have you seen Jordan?"
Don Balconi: "JORDAN?!!"
by notslurry November 21, 2021
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Jordan Matter

A YouTuber with 19 million subscribers. He is best known for making videos with his annoying pick-me daughter named Salish Matter.
Guy 1: Do you watch Jordan Matter?
Guy 2: Only if Salish isn’t in the video.
by Salish Matter March 23, 2024
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Jordan

Hoover, who loves a bag more then he loves his missus or himself

Quite braindead from nangs possibly only has the brain cells left to be a dish pig at ya local pub
Jordan the one cunt who has scabs in his nose from cocaine abuse and picking winners

Has a sexual attraction to white powder in a bag and then wonders why he can never get a root
by murraynod November 21, 2024
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