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dates

Dates are historic events for famous people to fill the school books of the next generation.
Forget dates. They are worthless.
by Iamanumber March 11, 2023
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Date Stick

It's basically a dildo, because it's a stick to replace an actual dick of your date.
"My BF is busy so I gotta use the Date Stick again..."
by kadeka October 5, 2020
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Self-Date

An empowering way to spend quality time with yourself to boost your own self-love and self-worth.. treating yourself with the same love/ care as you would someone you care about!
It could be going for a solo trip.. or going to a hobby class.. going to the movies.. or an indulgent spa-cation..

The idea is to value your own time and relationship with yourself!
Ever since I started to Self-Date.. I started realizing how toxic my ex was!

She may be in a relationship.. but that doesn't mean she can't Self-Date too!
by anonymous June 21, 2022
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dated

wow I love your hoodie where did you get that from!?! it was from dated.
by datedforever February 4, 2022
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Dating

Something that you would never be able to do yes the reader ;)

“ When to 2 people are romantically interest in each other and planning for their future with the other significant other
Guy #1 : Hey bro I hear you and Lexi has been dating how that’s been mate!

Guy #2 : Very lovely! She been great
by Annagotfound October 16, 2021
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Date Foam

Ejaculant. Normally referenced with respect to wishing to be ready for a first sexual encounter with a new partner.
"I haven't had a wank for days. Making sure there's plenty of date foam for tonight!"
by D. D. D. August 14, 2023
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frankish dinner date

(Frankish refers to Charlemagne and The Franks): weird looking and unpalatable food,- ioho-, but food still fit for human consumption (if religious dietary restrictions are kept out of the equation, because your ethnic group is simply not accustomed to such food).
caterpillars in tomato sauce? what is this Frankish dinner date?
by Sexydimma February 6, 2017
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