chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole

An asshole no matter how you look at him. A complete, perfect asshole.

Warren:"So Mayson fucked it up again. Words cannot describe what a douche-bag he is...."
Jose:"Oh yes they can--he's a chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole!"

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006

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Asshole licking yay

Every good girl deserves to have her asshole licked.

Asshole licking yay

One of my secret fetishes. I love my young naughty girls. So deserving … 👅 Mmmn, what a turn-on.

by Death Menace December 10, 2022

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do frogs have watertight assholes?

An answer to any question which is obviously yes.

Dude: Are you shitfaced?
Guy: Do frogs have watertight assholes?

by twobitp October 11, 2006

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BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder

Psychological disorder that develops sometime after puberty, just as full maturity is about to be reached. This disorder appears when everything and everybody you found cool as a teenager suddenly starts looking really lame, unoriginal, boring, douchy and most of all, shitty. People who suffer from it (a very small percentage of the population, as the vast majority keep on loving all this mediocrity well into their last days...) are not afraid to call people around them on their bullshit, and sometimes do so to the point of alienating themselves; therefore developing a very strong, independent, supreme-asshole personality (although some of them hate themselves for liking such utter crap at some early point of their lives).

- "Baby, let's go watch that new Gerard Butler movie, it looks funny..."
- "What?!?? I'd rather slit my penis' vein with a rusty bottle cap than having to sit through that piece of movie-making rape!!!! Call one of your douchy girlfriends..."
- "I see, your BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder is acting up again. Better yet! Who the hell wants to sit in a dark theater next to your grouchy ass??..."

by iransan August 03, 2011

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My Asshole Burns Moment

A state of mental disarray and confusion in which leads to the ignition and continuous pain of the rectum causing it to swell and irritate making you question life as a whole.

My asshole burns bruh *beat boxing commences.*

I was drifting off and that made me question the meaning of life. That was a my asshole burns moment.

by ArrowQuill December 18, 2020

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