An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.
Ex. Thomas has elected to not upgrade to the new office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an ass-hair mullet so pelt-like, thick, and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.
by Gaunche January 1, 2022
Get the Ass-Hair Mullet mug.1.A woman who presents a genuine interest in kicking it, partying and/or DTF, but really has an ulterior motive of writing an article, Twitter or general call out in order to gain social clout.
Can also go “incognito mode”, in which the VAH anonymously writes article/Twitter to destroy someone’s reputation and avoid accountability for their own actions.
2.A Devious Thirst Trap. Trying to get that exclusive.
3.A Specific kinda of lady looking to further her “brand” on the internet, i.e; Vice, Buzzfeed, Instagram.
Example: Tv Show “High Maintenance” Season 1 episode 5 and 10. The writer Anna is a Vice ass Hoe trying to exploit people for her articles.
Can also go “incognito mode”, in which the VAH anonymously writes article/Twitter to destroy someone’s reputation and avoid accountability for their own actions.
2.A Devious Thirst Trap. Trying to get that exclusive.
3.A Specific kinda of lady looking to further her “brand” on the internet, i.e; Vice, Buzzfeed, Instagram.
Example: Tv Show “High Maintenance” Season 1 episode 5 and 10. The writer Anna is a Vice ass Hoe trying to exploit people for her articles.
“What’s up with that chick Karen?”
“Avoid that ‘Vice Ass Hoe’. She’s fucked over all the homies.”
Or,
(Vice Ass Hoe walks into room)
“VAH, It’s A TRAP!!”
“Avoid that ‘Vice Ass Hoe’. She’s fucked over all the homies.”
Or,
(Vice Ass Hoe walks into room)
“VAH, It’s A TRAP!!”
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Bob- "ASS STRECHTER GET THE FUCK OUT"
Jacob- "Ahh, I feel you, bro
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