a dog that just wont shut the fuck up

That Dog that your Neighbor has that just wont Shut the fuck up.

(Dog barking)
Victim 1: LET ME SLEEP YOU FUCKING BITCH,

Victim 2: what?
Victim 1: MY NEIGHBOR HAS A DOG THAT JUST WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP

by MateoDoge April 25, 2020

Mort got us in a fucking car wreck

It all started when mort the part lemur (Microcebus lehilahytsara) part bear part starfish from the movie Madagascar decided to take the wheels, which he then crashed. Causing King Julien to paralyze from the neck down.

Here's what King Julien has to say:
"Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it"

a sad but true story

what am I doing with my life

King Julien: Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it
Me: haha meaningless humor to escape my responsibility go brrr

by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 23, 2021

please fuck me I’m so lonely

A lonely, horny person asking and/or begging to be fucked.

“Please fuck me I’m so lonely.”

“SHUT UP JAROLD NO ONE GIVES A FUCK THAT YOU’RE A LONELY HORNY IDIOT.”

by You’re valid <3 July 21, 2021

international women are fucking amazing day

women are above all so we deserve a day 💘

some random guy: “hey it’s international women are fucking amazing day what should we do?”

other random guy: “we should hype up women because they deserve the world”

by mf.feminist September 5, 2021

well fuck you and the horse you rode in on

an insult directed at a person who brings a "high horse" attitude to her/his dealings with others

"well fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"

most often pronouns are used when the subject is not actually present

"well fuck her and the horse she rode in on!"

by r titus September 29, 2006

You got me all fucked up!

1. You have confused me with someone that you can fuck with.

2. Your thinking about me is wrong.

Give me back my makeup bag.

Sit down, trick.

Bitch, you got me all fucked up! Hand it over.

by Raineth June 19, 2009

Virgin male fucked female relationship

A type of relationship where the man is a virgin or has little in the way of sexual experiences and the woman is not a virgin and may have had a lot of sexual experiences when the relationship started. To the man the thought of all those pecker having been in her pussy is a sexual turn own. It is also called a vmff relationship.

John is in a virgin male fucked female relationship.

by Deep blue 2012 September 6, 2010