painted my squirrel

To identify problems, issues, and challenges in your life or business.

I painted my squirrel, got my shit in order and grew my revenue by 20 percent.

by Mainemom February 04, 2020

my real name?

famous line by terryiscool160

my real name?

by fjhashjfshiaks9djjkq September 21, 2021

Don’t kill my vibe

Used by females when having sex/masturbating and they want you to get them hornier

“Don’t kill my vibe daddy”

by JustAnotherGuyOnUD September 10, 2020

I bet all the ducks in my pond

A phrase used by Canadians usually used as a way to express that they are right in an arguement to the point where they will bet their ducks

"You're wrong Josh, I bet all the ducks in my pond that i'm right."

by pigeon cc February 26, 2018

tap my dinosaur

Kinky sex with your hottie

Tonight I’m gonna go tap my dinosaur with Adam

by Jane The Virgin May 18, 2018

tweez my tits

putting clips on a pair of tits

oh fuck! this feels so good. tweez my tits now

by [e-mail] December 03, 2016

She farted on my ass

damn

AHHHGH SHE FARTED ON MY ASSHOLE

by she farted on my discs January 12, 2021