National fuck your best friend day

May the 20th, is fuck your best friend day

Me "hey wanna fuck"
Bestfriend "I'm your best friend that would be weird "
Me "No it's may 20th, national fuck your best friend day

by Babicakesxox May 28, 2018

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Banging your fucking head against the wall

A synonym for many common causes of frustration, especially when speaking of relationships and most frequently when discussing the Friend Zone. See Friend Zone. See also Futility.

Relationships: Trying to get her to see her as more than just a friend is like banging my fucking head against the wall. Also, from one male friend to another: What the hell are you doing with her man? You might as well be banging your fucking head against the wall!
Futility: I might as well be banging my fucking head against the wall.
Conflicts: Talking to you is like banging my fucking head against the wall.

by Elijah Bowman December 14, 2008

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nigga shut the fuck up and eat a brownie

you use it when you want a nigga to shut the fuck up and eat a brownie

Nigga: a-
Person: nigga shut the fuck up and eat a brownie

by dumbassken October 30, 2020

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I love you so fucking much

Someone who loves you and will never leave you. They really mean it when they say this, they want to be in your life forever

I love you so fucking much cutie 🥺🥺❤️

by K3n5d7l8 December 29, 2019

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Fuck you and your little dog Fifi!

Today’s much rougher equivalent of the Wicked Witch’s warning, ”I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!” from the Wizard of Oz.

Hey dawg, jus’ sayin’ “Fuck you and your little dog Fifi!”

by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

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Erecty-est Erection of all fucking erections

When you look at something SO sexually stimulating that you would piss/cum out of your own dick from it

You start to feel in and it is rock hard and extra veiny

Oh my fucking God I have the erecty-est erection of all fucking erections

by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck October 10, 2021

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