Razzlemataz My Tabby Cat

Pronounced "Raz-zel-ma-taz My Tab-by Cat". Slang for "Fuck My Pussy"

Hey there, wanna Razzlemataz my tabby cat?

by bossofcreepers20 February 20, 2018

Sofie to my Sel

Being the Sofie to my Sel is like being the Straight woman to your gay man (assuming best friend). It can also be reversed, “Sel to my Sofie.”. As Sel ofc I have a Sofie.

“Omg you’re like the Sel to my Sofie!!!!”
“I need a Sofie to my Sel”
“Please be the Sel to my Sofie!!”

by Selyuu January 17, 2023

leave my business card

ejaculate, ejaculation, material containing ones' 'genetic address' left on/in a spot, situation, or 'factory'

i made sure i didn't leave my business card with jenna

i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it

i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!

by michael foolsley March 28, 2011

Urban dictionary won't show my cringe definitions

I want to see them god-damn you!!

Butthurt:
"urban dictionary won't show my cringe definitions" "i could've becoming internet famous!!!"

by comrade susi wolf December 18, 2021

my soul

crawling in my skin

my soul is empty,and so is yours

faggot

by penis sucker2000 August 06, 2017

Suck my shorts

The action of sucking dick through someone’s shorts

Get on your knees and suck my shorts!

by GmanBOMB2K19 April 18, 2022

up my own ass

Robert

Robert who passes GCSE'S but can't get it right in real life.

up my own ass is something Robert would say, and that's gay

by sirbennito July 23, 2021