Dick

The tiny thing that all men have.

Or someone can be a dick

*person 1* Oi your dicks small ):<
*person 2* Awh man ):

OR

*Guy one* Hey you see that guy over there?
*Guy two* yeah, why?
*Guy one* Well he's a dick.
*Guy three* Fuck you ):<

by Justa urbandictionary worder February 2, 2024

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NYC dick

When you’re sexually assaulted by a New Yorker, specifically a male.

Husband: “What do you mean you became infertile? How did that happen?”

Wife: “I GOT SUMMA DAT NYC DICK”

by Brrrring brrrring February 2, 2024

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When you going through a hard time with your wife. And you have to get in shape loose a little weight. Then you fuck you wife like she’s never been fucked before. To just let her know that it’ll be alright if she wants to leave you.

Bitch, last night the hubby and I had the best sex we have had in years! It was like fucking a stranger dick!

by Guac Poppin February 2, 2024

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Dick Cheese

When your dick has yellow smelly hard crust on the tip of your dick

Kyle: I have dick cheese what do I do??
Gary: Just take a shower and scrub it off.

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

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Dick Watching

A verb. An action in which a covetous or envious individual is monitoring or speculating over the hoes(men or women) that another individual has in their life. This action is usually commuted out of jealousy or a deep sense of insecurity within oneself.

“Why these niggas dick watching? They always worried about who i’m with. They some bitch ass niggas.”

by smdsmdb February 4, 2024

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