vampire wings

When a man and a woman boink during her period.

Guy: Got my vampire wings this weekend.
Friend: WTF IZ DAT?
Guy: When a man and a woman boink during her period.
Friend: OHHHHH.

by bloodninja69 November 16, 2009

Winged Facial

A vulgar phrase, meant to simultaneously describe the act, displeasure, ridiculousness, and frustration of being attacked and/or bombarded by a swarm of any flying, winged creature(s), to the point of having said creature(s), their body parts, or any debris being carried by them ending up in the eyes and/or facial orifices resulting in disorientation or mild discomfort.

Meant to use some of the parallels related to acts of sexual climax onto one's face to "colourfully" convey a message of feeling "pursued" by forces that have no interest in such acts. Usually meant to convey, frustration or a alternate sense of humour about the situation.

These mosquitos are relentless! They're getting in my eyes, mouth, nose, ears, and hair.

It's like I'm getting a winged facial!

by Demented Definitions May 21, 2019

right-wing

Anti-vaccination, homophobia, misogyny, minimal state, nazism, fascism, Islamism, capitalism, militarism, economic liberalism, neoliberalism, olavism, release of rifles, death penalty, privatization, retrograde conservatism, masculinism/mgtow/redpill, machism, supremacy white, religious fanaticism, flat earthism, evangelism, sexual abstinence, heterosexism, supremacy of the bosses, supremacy of the business class, supremacy of the upper class, supremacy of the bourgeoisie, supremacy of criminals who are military or police, supremacy of the military, supremacy of male sex, victimization of male sex, supremacy heterosexual and civilian weaponry with rifle and grenade.

I hate right-wing.

by Serbize March 24, 2023

East-wing

(v). To abruptly demolish and remake into something gaudy, ostentatious, and unnecessary.

"If I had millions of dollars, I would totally east-wing my face." --Lyz Lenz

by Auntie Fa November 1, 2025

apple macaroni chicken wings

when you throw a rock over the sunset and it lands on hitlers body causing the holocaust to start again in 300 hundred years, also the kfc closes down so all monkeys go rawr and NIGGER. after that shit the chicken escapes out of the kfc and the monkeys start another war for the chicken. BUT NOW, newton decided to remove gravity and the newton apple explodes and destroyes the edge of the universe, this is a very important part, if you eat a pasta cake (macaroni) then it all will become the apple macaroni chicken wing.

'' nigga did you just cause a apple macaroni chicken wings?''
''daym sorry bro, shit just happens on monday''

by pineaple nazi January 23, 2025

Democracy on wings

This term appeared by uniting of 2 words - "rocket with wings" and "democracy" during war in Lybia in the march of 2011. The war was started by USA, France and Britain under the mask of operation "Odyssey.Dawn" and no-fly zone UN resolution №1973. Later another NATO countries and Qatar joined this operation. The term was composed by medical workers of one lybian hospital after their hospital and some houses for aged people and other civil locations and common people's flats were bombed

- Can you image, my room mate stole my best dress and jewelry when she needed to go for a date and later she said that without them i will look more good and i should appreciate her help.
- Don't let make a fool of yourself! It was just democracy on wings.

by Squid room April 16, 2011

Right Wing

the section of a political party that advocates for free enterprise, private ownership, and culturally traditional value. Some fight against abortion, communism, and the act of teaching kids of any sex-related topic. Some fight for Individual freedom, stopping human and children trafficking, economic freedom, and more. Most people that tend to lead right wing are often fired from jobs and openly discriminated against just for saying their beliefs. These people include; Nick Bosa, Kelsey Grammer, Karl Malone, James Earl Jones, and more. It is often a saying that people who lead to the right are more racist. While people do think this, there is actually more racism on the left wing due to mainly white people telling POC who lean right that they should just fall in line and listen to them. We see this a lot more today than in the last 20 years due to POC speaking out about this and gaining more conservative views.

In conclusion, the right is not as bad as people see on the media.

"Right Wing? doesn't that mean you're.. you know?"
"A person with logical sense based on my culture, yes."
"I knew it!"

by mad_huh? March 22, 2024