Fixing Urban Dictionary 

OK, let's get a few things straight. We need to save this site. If you REALLY want to be noticed, try not repelling people from the site with defenitions of things like shovel penis and dickhead. Not needed. Just not good everyone. try harder. Please. For the good of the site. Help make Urban Dictionary great AGAIN!

We're getting closer to fixing urban dictionary. good job guys. if this definition doesn't get past, remember it. Please. if nothing changes things will just get worse.

Fixing Urban Dictionary by SkeletonGuy December 9, 2018

urban dictionary faggot 

someone who makes awful contributions to this site, and think they're clever by combining two words into a banal observation of a trivial activity in life, or making a lame pun out of a word.

1. anything on the front page of the site.
"check out all the urban dictionary faggots who endlessly add definitions to try and account for every single little idiosyncratic phenomenom, how INDIE"
2. virtually all of the content here that isn't overtly sexual.
"yeah, my friend is an urban dictionary faggot, he collects little quaint little douche-bag sayings and then adds them to this site, hoping people will give the thumbs up and approve of a made-up word.

urban dictionary faggot by you guys are pretty shitty April 3, 2009

urban dictionary 

a website you visit when myspace is being a biotch and your to lazy to call a friend over or jerk off.
you can also define the stupid slang terms your friends have invented, give a dirty definition to everything from apple to zebra, or plainly just bitch about your haters.

UD Noob: "oo interesting! no one has defined rubber band yet!"
*typing in urban dictionary definition box*

Rubber band: sticking your head in someones private area and yelling out applesauce repeatedly.

urban dictionary by E-Tag! October 22, 2008

urban dictionary 

This website, smart one.

Guy 1: Hey, are you on urban dictionary.com?
Guy 2: What's that? Let me look that up...

urban dictionary by Capsen November 25, 2011

Urban Dictionary Editor 

1. A lifeless being who dwells in the mystical realm known colloquially as "Urban Dictionary." This being exists only to feed Urban Dictionary with ridiculous definitions that are often considered to be highly offensive, whilst rejecting all other otherwise "good" definitions.

2. 1% of the Urban Dictionary population who only seeks to benefit the community through accepting good or otherwise harmless definitions.

This definition is likely to be rejected.

"I'm so pissed, the editors rejected my entry on Double Bass. They have no life."

"Why must the Urban Dictionary Editors be so cruel?"

Urban Dictionary Editor by EditorsareJerks August 4, 2012

urban dictionary 

An online slang dictionary filled with penis euphemisms.

"dude, i have a huge crayon set (penis)"
"what?"
"check urban dictionary, then return, knowledgeful with urban slang"

urban dictionary by |meh| December 24, 2008

urban dictionary 

A place people go to vent about life and state personal and public definitions of what ordinary folks think words mean. It was originally meant to host slang words and display what they meant to those who aren't familiar with city talk.

Nothing's going right in my life, so I'm entering stuff on the urban dictionary.

urban dictionary by loserofmen April 20, 2009