Ryan - "You haven't been sleeping in that bed anyway. Everybody know's where you've been. You've been getin' the- you've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed."
by Wig Wam December 13, 2014
Get the Catching the crazy turkeymug. You shove you thumb up her ass and wiggle you fingers and she gobbles like a turkey out of excitement
Verb; Turkey Fingered
“An there I was ready to get my back blown out and out of know where he turkey fingered me”
“An there I was ready to get my back blown out and out of know where he turkey fingered me”
by Deezjewells November 1, 2020
Get the Turkey Fingeredmug. P1: “bro what was happening in your room”
P2: “yeah there was a bunch of turkey noise”
P3: “don’t worry, it was just my girlfriend”
P2: “yeah there was a bunch of turkey noise”
P3: “don’t worry, it was just my girlfriend”
by Miles paralysis 1610 March 31, 2024
Get the turkey noisemug. by Paullagan September 11, 2024
Get the Turkey Burgermug. When you're walking or hiking and have to pee but can't afford to stop, so you turn around and start walking backwards so that you can pee while you walk without getting pee on yourself. The maneuver is named after your exposed cock and balls resembling a turkey beak and waddle. Also called a "walking turkey" or "hanging donkey."
I had to pee during that marathon but didn't want to lose any time, so I turned around and pulled a lil' hanging turkey.
by relentlessbukkake September 1, 2022
Get the hanging turkeymug. A phrase used to describe a man with a new and unnaturally straight or low hairline, the telltale sign of a trip to Turkey for a cheap hair transplant.
by BennyBridge November 25, 2022
Get the been to Turkeymug. A jive turkey is a person who talks a lot of shit and never can back it up. A mouthy little punk often by the name of Alex.
by NotSoRoyalPrincess October 18, 2018
Get the Jive Turkeymug.