Chris Belled

To be shut out everything you have and had all because of some costly decision you made while mad

Dude I think you should fix things with your wife before you get Chris belled

by Didyousay62 August 21, 2019

Chris Lloyd

A subordinate of the church of Hennessy. Not worthy of her greatness and beauty. Struggles to count

He is such a "Chris Lloyd"

by 12345678MB September 1, 2019

Chris Torres

Someone that gives humanity a bad name. If you are anything like this person, the marines will not take you.

Has secret relations with his best friend that is a guy but claims he eats a lot of pussy.

Asked about eating ass on FaceBook because in reality he is a closeted Homo.

Boy 1: Hey isn't the Chris Torres over there?

Boy 2: Oh shit yeah it is, quick cover up your assholes.

by That Gay Bitch May 23, 2018

Chris Fairley

Someone that is the peak of the Human Condition with the most extraordinary vocabulary known to man. An IQ score so high it has yet to be difinitively measured.

That man has changed the lives of his students, he is a real Chris Fairley.

by Llk February 7, 2020

Fat Chris

A fat kid who's 25 that lives with his parents and lives off the government checks in the mail.

Plays fortnite all day eats nothing but oven-ready pizzas and get triggered alot.

I haven't seen Darkbear in awhile have you seen him?
Nah, hes turned into a fat chris

by Danothon April 5, 2020

Clouty Chris

Someone who gets in serious relationships then gets their phone taken away and then gets broken up with.

“Ay bro what’s wrong”
“I just pulled a clouty chris with my girl”

by Justinmauk998 May 5, 2020

Chris is a Furry

Furries named Chris, usually mod gay servers.

Chris is a furry, he vored that pup.

by gutz00 September 9, 2020