first cousin-uncle

My first cousin-uncle is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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Uncle Jamie

When someone “pulls” an Uncle Jamie they defecate in a pot of gravy usually for personal gratification.
Last thanksgiving Tom pulled an Uncle Jamie and everyone got Ebola.
by ArseWipper January 04, 2024
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how’s your uncle

Sticking your finger up someone’s ass and giving some justification with a simple question.
I like meeting new people and making a lasting bond. I found that pressing a hard cock on them is less effective. But a thumb in the bum gets conversation and more than not hot sex. Simple ask “how’s your uncle?”
by Master Lyricist January 06, 2024
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Uncle Samsonite

A man, typically overweight who gets the satisfaction of twerking infront of minors
There is no example, theres just Uncle Samsonite.
by SuperNigger2145 October 02, 2024
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Uncle Fluffy

Uncle Fluffy is a good guy. Everyone like him. Nobody wants him to come to the party or group activity because he I'll make it extremely difficult and just suck.
Mark: Uncle Fluffy makes me a sad panda.
Jeff: Who is Uncle fluffy?
Mark: David, David is Uncle Fluffy...
Jeff: Uncle Fluffy makes me a sad panda too...
by Vardenium July 16, 2016
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uncle fluffy

A sexy hairy man who is very furry. He loves rock and roll and plays guitar. He has a pet camel named stinky. "Uncle fluffy is love, uncle fluffy is life.
uncle fluffy is very sexy and hairy.
by the daddy duck October 27, 2017
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